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One Too Many (Drunk Obi+Qui, humor by myself and Aayla, updated 1/22/02, I swear!)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by Jacinta_Kenobi, Dec 6, 2001.

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  1. Aayla

    Aayla Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Don't we know it ;)
     
  2. Antilles2001

    Antilles2001 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oct 20, 2001
  3. TwilightKat

    TwilightKat Jedi Youngling star 2

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    HEY CIN! - NO BRUISING THE MERCHANDISE!
    'cause I need Obi relatively whole...
    8-}
     
  4. Antilles2001

    Antilles2001 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Was that the end?
     
  5. Jacinta_Kenobi

    Jacinta_Kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    No, I'm sorry....it's Aayla's turn...don't know where Aayla disappeared to....hmmm...Watson, bring your revolver....we must investigate..
     
  6. Antilles2001

    Antilles2001 Jedi Padawan star 4

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  7. Antilles2001

    Antilles2001 Jedi Padawan star 4

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  8. Jacinta_Kenobi

    Jacinta_Kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oh foo....I think we've been abandoned....guess I'll post for your loyalty.
    *****
    The twileks dragged Jacinta off of Obi-Wan. "Hey!" Jacinta cried.

    "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" One cried. "And who are you?" Another added.

    Jacinta drew herself up. "My name is Jacinta Kenobi. I am his stepsister. That dreamy man is MY property, you here me?" Jacinta heard some outraged yells coming form her dimension, and winced. "Ay least in this story. I am not from your world, I come from a place where what I decided determines your reality. So SHUT UP!" She finished truimphantly.

    "I don't believe you!" One of the twileks sniffed.

    "Fine." Jacinta said. She pulled out a notepad, scribbled something down, and the twilek floated towards the ceiling.

    "ACHH! LET ME DOWN!" The twilek screamed in a very girlish way.

    Jacinta nodded, wrote something else down, and the twilek hit the floor, hard. The other twileks couldn't contain themselves, and started laughing.

    "Oh Kie-Ran, you look SO funny!" they laughed.

    Kie-Ran glared at them. "La-Ji, shut up. You too, Nal-Fern." She slapped them both. A cat fight was started.

    Jacinta sighed. "LOOK! Get out of here now, or I'll...."

    All three looked at her, remembering the demonstration. Jacinta held the pen up threateningly, and they ranoff squealing.

    "Hmm....I wonder where Aayla went?" Jacinta said, but her thoughts were interrupted.

    Jacinta heard a VERY angry voice behind her. "OBI-WAN! WHAT IN THE....JACINTA? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM THIS TIME?" He demanded.

    Jacinta turned nervously to see a very unhappy Master Jedi Qui-Gon Jinn.

    "Master!" Came from behind her, and Obi-Wan bounded into his master's arms in a huge hug. "I missed you!"

    Qui-Gon continued to galre, and Jacinta bit her lip, thinking quickly......
    *****
    Cliffie....
     
  9. Antilles2001

    Antilles2001 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    My loyalty has been restored. :)
     
  10. Antilles2001

    Antilles2001 Jedi Padawan star 4

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  11. snowbee-wan kenobi

    snowbee-wan kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hey!

    This is really funny!

    Great job!

    ~S-WK
     
  12. TheDarth

    TheDarth Jedi Padawan star 4

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    lol i love it!!! :D
     
  13. Antilles2001

    Antilles2001 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Where's Aalya?
     
  14. JediClare

    JediClare Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LOL!!! [face_laugh]

    x [hl=navy]Clare[/hl] x
     
  15. Antilles2001

    Antilles2001 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Where is she?
     
  16. Jacinta_Kenobi

    Jacinta_Kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oh, I don't know anymore, I have given up on her. But because you guys are so loyal, I am still going to continue this. I just have to get my brain booted up.
     
  17. snowbee-wan kenobi

    snowbee-wan kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yay there'll be more!
    Can't wait!
     
  18. Jacinta_Kenobi

    Jacinta_Kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Alright, my brain is booted up, but is saying "There has been an error. Shutting down.." So I'd better hurry.
    *****
    Jacinta didn't get a chance to reply because Obi-Wan grabbed Qui-Gon's hand and pulled him up on the stage.

    "I wrote a song for you master!" Obi-Wan said excitedly. Qui-Gon just gave him a strange look.

    "You're drunk, Obi-Wan, aren't you?" He asked.

    "Yeah, but so? It's fun being drunk! Don't you want to hear your song?" Obi-Wan said.

    Qui-Gon sarted to say, "Not now," but he didn't get to finish. Obi-Wan starte singing.

    "Qui-Gon Jinn!
    He?s the greatest Jedi Master ever!
    Qui-Gon Jinn!
    He never listens to the council, no never!

    While he does have a few flaws?.
    (he is a really bad cook..)
    He is still pretty cool!
    (He always tells Yoda ?Made you look!)

    He wears bright pink boxers,
    And he sleeps with a blue ewok!
    He sings in the shower,
    He can be quite a shock!

    But still?

    Qui-Gon Jinn!
    He?s the greatest Jedi Master ever!"


    Qui-Gon's face was bright red as Obi-Wan ended on a high pitch and jumped into Qui-Gon's arms gleefully. He stuttered, trying to speak, as people laughed.

    Jacinta put her face in her hands. //He is going to KILL me....I could use some help right now....//
    *****
    There, I posted. Oh, and BTW, Neon Star is going to be helping now, posting some. Bye!
     
  19. Neon Star

    Neon Star Jedi Knight star 5

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    I hope this is okay, Jacinta.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    ?YO! The star is in the house!? a voice yelled as a short female pushed through the crowd, a taller man behind her.

    ?Hey, Jacinta! Heard you could use some help. Hello, Qui!? Neon said.

    ?Not you too, just what I need. One drunk Padawan, three crazy writers, and one former apprentice,? Qui-gon cried.

    ?Huh?? Neon said then looked down at her wrist to the chain attached to it, ?Oh!?

    She looks back at the black haired young man and grins. The chain leads up to a metal band around his neck. He is not looking at all pleased.

    ?I forgot all about Xani! Say hello, baby, to your old Master,? Neon giggled.

    ?Get me away from her, please!? Xanatos begged.

    ?I have my own problems!? Qui-gon snapped as he dropped Obi-wan.
     
  20. JediClare

    JediClare Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh] You guys are nuts! [face_laugh]

    x [hl=navy]Clare[/hl] x
     
  21. Jacinta_Kenobi

    Jacinta_Kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You already said that, Clare, but thanks.
     
  22. Jacinta_Kenobi

    Jacinta_Kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Up. Where is loyal Antilles?
     
  23. snowbee-wan kenobi

    snowbee-wan kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well.....I'm not Antilles but I'll bring this up anyway! ;)
     
  24. Veng_Commando

    Veng_Commando Jedi Padawan star 4

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    funny, I'm sure, but I haven't read most of it. This'll be interesting to see what these, what, four girls now?, do to him after he's drunk...
     
  25. snowbee-wan kenobi

    snowbee-wan kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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