"Ooh, pretty. What do we blow up first?" The Wraith Squadron Fan Club

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  1. Risste Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2001
    star 3
    Uh, 13 would do me great, unless we're going by strict 12-per-squad rules...as i said, does anyone remember if Lara is actually callsign Wraith 13? I thought she was...Otherwise the next available Dinner suad callsign is great.
  2. Ben Kenobi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 27, 2000
    star 5
    Risste is Dinner 7.

    Welcome Risste.


    By the way, I'll put the roster up every time someone joins, or twice a week if no one joins before that.
  3. Jace_Halycron Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 5, 2001
    star 4
  4. Rogue_Solo Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 21, 2001
    star 3
    I'm good with my place.
  5. darthmalt16 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2000
    star 4
    Yay I get to lead Silly Squadron :)
  6. RogueJaina Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2001
    star 4
    Okay, everyone, this is not a drill. The muffins are attacking! The muffins are attacking! And they brought an army of other snack foods with them!

    Glad you decided to join, Risste. Please, feel free to indulge in the insanity. It tastes very good today.
  7. Draco_Starcloud Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 25, 2001
    star 2
    Eek! Muffins! *pulls out his chainsaw and begins the Coruscant Chainsaw Masscre of Muffins* I forgot to ask, what kind of fighters will we use?
  8. Ben Kenobi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 27, 2000
    star 5
    Incom X-Wings, of course.

    And darthmalt16, you mean Dinner Squadron.
  9. RogueJaina Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2001
    star 4
    What else would we use? X-wings are essential...
    Unless we're on a ground mission. :D

    Isn't it overkill to go after muffins with a chainsaw? I usually just use a proton torp...
  10. Ben Kenobi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 27, 2000
    star 5
    I once got attacked by muffins and had only a vibroblade to fight them off with. <<shudders at the memory>>


    :p
  11. Risste Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2001
    star 3
    Hey, check my sig for notes on overkill.


    Risste out.
  12. Risste Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2001
    star 3
    Oh, they don't make muffins like they used to... you guys should have seen the muffins we had to scrape off our squints back when I was with the 181st... They were HUGE I tell you! HUGE!!
    *drops a line of advancing pastries with a stun blast*
    These little guys are pansies! I eat muffins like these for breakfast!

  13. Risste Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2001
    star 3
    Look out, I think they're trying to flank us with that bowl of chex mix! One Flight, break off and see if you can neutralize it, I'll hold these things here. *activates ten-second fuse on concussion grenade and waits eight seconds, lobs into an approaching mass of enemies. Their ranks are annihilated* I can take this bunch of cupcakes! Move out!
  14. Jedi Ben Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Jul 19, 1999
    star 6
    Capital ship jumps into the system, a double choc gateau and starts discharging Muffin snubfighters...

    What you wraiths gonna do now? Other than whip out the forks and start eating? :)

    Jedi Ben
  15. Risste Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2001
    star 3
    I propose we blast an escape route and head for the rendesvous point, any objections?


  16. jedi_storyteller Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Dec 1, 2001
    Now would be a great time for a Hutt to approach. Is there a squadron opening anywhere?
  17. RogueJaina Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2001
    star 4
    It's a good thing Dinner Squad was around- otherwise we might not have survived that attack!

    Thanks for helping out, Dinner!

    Now for the bad news...

    The muffin force we encountered were just scouts.

    There are really, really big muffins heading our way.

    Now would be an appropriate time for prayer, fear, or incoherent screaming.
  18. Jace_Halycron Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 5, 2001
    star 4
    Big Muffins?

    IKE!!!

    **Pulls Tyria in fron of him.**

    Use the Force to send the Vile Muffins away!

    (Tyria...)

    Um...but...

    (Jace)

    No Force? Here have some of mine.
    **Reaches into pocket and hands out Force**
  19. darthmalt16 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2000
    star 4
    Here I have some force you can use right oops no it's not here maybe it's in my cargo compartment. Dinner squadron look sharp it seems we have mor Breakfast on the way. JediStoryteller welcome to dinner squadron. Get in your x-wing and look sharp.
  20. Draco_Starcloud Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 25, 2001
    star 2
    *attatches a couple of large chainsaws to his X-Wing where the Proton Torp Launchers used to be*
  21. RogueJaina Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2001
    star 4
    Wow, isn't it fun to be nuts?

    Nuts?

    Uh-oh! The muffins have nuts! [face_flightsuit-wettingterrified]

    (Hey, it would be a great face [face_mischief] )

    (runs out of proton torps and starts launching Barney tapes, those being the most lethal weapons available)

  22. Draco_Starcloud Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 25, 2001
    star 2
    *flies by Muffin Fighters and slices them with the chainsaws on his X-Wing*
  23. Ben Kenobi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 27, 2000
    star 5
    jedi_storyteller is Dinner 8.

    Congratulations and welcome. :)



    WRAITH SQUADRON FAN CLUB


    WRAITH SQUADRON

    Wraith 1 - Jace_Halycron
    Wraith 2 - Jayd
    Wraith 3 - ganner_rhysode
    Wraith 4 - Ben Kenobi
    Wraith 5 - RogueJaina
    Wraith 6 - Amidala Starkiller
    Wraith 7 - TheEmperorsHand
    Wraith 8 - Aragorn327
    Wraith 9 - Quel-Droma001
    Wraith 10 - Draco_Starcloud
    Wraith 11 - Veng_Commando
    Wraith 12 - Anonymous_Jedi


    DINNER SQUADRON

    Dinner 1 - darthmalt16
    Dinner 2 - Jedi Ben
    Dinner 3 - Simone
    Dinner 4 - Lord_of_the_Socks
    Dinner 5 - rhysati_ynr
    Dinner 6 - Rogue_Solo
    Dinner 7 - Risste
    Dinner 8 - jedi_storyteller
    Dinner 9 -
    Dinner 10 -
    Dinner 11 -
    Dinner 12 -

    Awaiting activation:
    Silly Squadron
    Grey Squadron
  24. TheEmperorsHand Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 27, 2000
    star 5
    i am not touching a single muffin for fear of being hit :p

    wow :eek: we're getting pretty full!!! ;)
  25. Rogue_Solo Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 21, 2001
    star 3
    My contribution to the whole muffin thing.
    A really great insult is calling someone a "Muffin Flacker".
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