"Ooh, pretty. What do we blow up first?" The Wraith Squadron Fan Club

Uh, 13 would do me great, unless we're going by strict 12-per-squad rules...as i said, does anyone remember if Lara is actually callsign Wraith 13? I thought she was...Otherwise the next available Dinner suad callsign is great.

 

Risste is Dinner 7.

Welcome Risste.


By the way, I'll put the roster up every time someone joins, or twice a week if no one joins before that.

 

I'm back!

 

I'm good with my place.

 

Yay I get to lead Silly Squadron

 

Okay, everyone, this is not a drill. The muffins are attacking! The muffins are attacking! And they brought an army of other snack foods with them!

Glad you decided to join, Risste. Please, feel free to indulge in the insanity. It tastes very good today.

 

Eek! Muffins! *pulls out his chainsaw and begins the Coruscant Chainsaw Masscre of Muffins* I forgot to ask, what kind of fighters will we use?

 

Incom X-Wings, of course.

And darthmalt16, you mean Dinner Squadron.

 

What else would we use? X-wings are essential...
Unless we're on a ground mission.

Isn't it overkill to go after muffins with a chainsaw? I usually just use a proton torp...

 

I once got attacked by muffins and had only a vibroblade to fight them off with. <<shudders at the memory>>

 

Hey, check my sig for notes on overkill.


Risste out.

 

Oh, they don't make muffins like they used to... you guys should have seen the muffins we had to scrape off our squints back when I was with the 181st... They were HUGE I tell you! HUGE!!
*drops a line of advancing pastries with a stun blast*
These little guys are pansies! I eat muffins like these for breakfast!

 

Look out, I think they're trying to flank us with that bowl of chex mix! One Flight, break off and see if you can neutralize it, I'll hold these things here. *activates ten-second fuse on concussion grenade and waits eight seconds, lobs into an approaching mass of enemies. Their ranks are annihilated* I can take this bunch of cupcakes! Move out!

 

Capital ship jumps into the system, a double choc gateau and starts discharging Muffin snubfighters...

What you wraiths gonna do now? Other than whip out the forks and start eating?

Jedi Ben

 

I propose we blast an escape route and head for the rendesvous point, any objections?

 

Now would be a great time for a Hutt to approach. Is there a squadron opening anywhere?

 

It's a good thing Dinner Squad was around- otherwise we might not have survived that attack!

Thanks for helping out, Dinner!

Now for the bad news...

The muffin force we encountered were just scouts.

There are really, really big muffins heading our way.

Now would be an appropriate time for prayer, fear, or incoherent screaming.

 

Big Muffins?

IKE!!!

**Pulls Tyria in fron of him.**

Use the Force to send the Vile Muffins away!

(Tyria...)

Um...but...

(Jace)

No Force? Here have some of mine.
**Reaches into pocket and hands out Force**

 

Here I have some force you can use right oops no it's not here maybe it's in my cargo compartment. Dinner squadron look sharp it seems we have mor Breakfast on the way. JediStoryteller welcome to dinner squadron. Get in your x-wing and look sharp.

 

*attatches a couple of large chainsaws to his X-Wing where the Proton Torp Launchers used to be*

 

Wow, isn't it fun to be nuts?

Nuts?

Uh-oh! The muffins have nuts! [face_flightsuit-wettingterrified]

(Hey, it would be a great face )

(runs out of proton torps and starts launching Barney tapes, those being the most lethal weapons available)

 

*flies by Muffin Fighters and slices them with the chainsaws on his X-Wing*

 

jedi_storyteller is Dinner 8.

Congratulations and welcome.



WRAITH SQUADRON FAN CLUB


WRAITH SQUADRON

Wraith 1 - Jace_Halycron
Wraith 2 - Jayd
Wraith 3 - ganner_rhysode
Wraith 4 - Ben Kenobi
Wraith 5 - RogueJaina
Wraith 6 - Amidala Starkiller
Wraith 7 - TheEmperorsHand
Wraith 8 - Aragorn327
Wraith 9 - Quel-Droma001
Wraith 10 - Draco_Starcloud
Wraith 11 - Veng_Commando
Wraith 12 - Anonymous_Jedi


DINNER SQUADRON

Dinner 1 - darthmalt16
Dinner 2 - Jedi Ben
Dinner 3 - Simone
Dinner 4 - Lord_of_the_Socks
Dinner 5 - rhysati_ynr
Dinner 6 - Rogue_Solo
Dinner 7 - Risste
Dinner 8 - jedi_storyteller
Dinner 9 -
Dinner 10 -
Dinner 11 -
Dinner 12 -

Awaiting activation:
Silly Squadron
Grey Squadron

 

i am not touching a single muffin for fear of being hit

wow we're getting pretty full!!!

 

My contribution to the whole muffin thing.
A really great insult is calling someone a "Muffin Flacker".