"Oooo pretty, fire!": The Official Pyromaniac Thread

And you liked the fact that you had to get the lighter didn't you? You wer playin with it on the way back to ur sister weren't you?

 

was not! I only got it cause she was too scared to move. or because she was in front of the computer.... or something....

Je ne suis pas Jr. Pyro!!!!!!!!!

 

Hey! Don't be mean to EH!

 

You have no idea dude how mean I am to Alison.


We have that kind of relationship

 

I suppose we do *kicks Chris* you said it, not me.



*hugs Mac* isn't he the greatest big brother though?

 

you may not have played with THAT lighter, but you certenly played with mine!

 

Aaaaa, busted!!!

 

did not!

*sniff* I'm not Junior Pyro, really!

 

Stop denying it Alison. You know you are.

 

no......

 

"search your feelings, you know it to be true"




( perfect quote )

 

*searches feelings*

...nope

 

*creats a small fire with all his homework assignments*

Hehehehehehehehehehehe.....

 

hmmm... you might need those tomorrow in class.

 

Bah, screw hw.

*takes out lighter*






Hey, when's someone gunna talk to the admin and try and get a pyro icon?

 

*adds homework to the fire*

 

*goes to sleep*

 

Hmm I wonder if Alison's clothes are flame retardent... *goes to get a box of matches*

 

*snickers evilly*

*takes out lighter*

Let's test it out

 

thats mean, can I help too?

*takes matches and lighter out of pocket*

 

napalm! napalm!

 

Woo!!! We had lab again today and got to put a strip of Mg, and put it in the bunsen burner, and when it lit, it burst into a bright light that looked like a star. It was cool!!!!

 

hey!!! I'm not flammable!

 

Sorry, we don't believe you. I guess we'll have to test it.

 

*gets out the flame thrower*

Everything's flammable with the right amount of power behind the flame