"Oooo pretty, fire!": The Official Pyromaniac Thread

*runs in dressed like a fire fighter from Fahrenheit 451*

like my outfit? it comes complete with naplam, a huge flam thrower hose, and lots of lighters and matches I'm very proud of it

 

Oooo!!!! Me likey!!!!

Me wanty

*steals the outfit and plays with the flame thrower*

 

gimmie my outfit back!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*runs away. far away. where they can't find us.*

Precious *in Chris' Gollum voice*



*stops talking to self*

 

[my voice] my own, my love, my prrrecious [/my voice]

I can do the Witch King too

 

Chris should be Gollum for Halloween... it would scare small children.

 

hmmm, *starts planing out different LOTR outfits for Chris*
Elf
Witch King
Gollum
Balrog
Nazgul
*shugs*
I think that is a good list

*grabs fireman suit back*
mine!

 

[face_shocked]

I could SO be the Witch King, wear my Dark Jedi Robe with the shaul (sp) that I have, and any ideas any of you guys have for it.

 

I'm gonna be an elf!!!! maybe I should look up how to d othe ears

 

No Alison, you need to be tall to be an elf

 

I can wear shoes to make me tall!!!! and I have long enough hair to be an elf, and I think I look rather elf-like with my hair elf-style

 

Yeah, but you have to get a man made thing make you "tall"

And I've got something better than just pulled back hair and hieght to make me look like an elf, pointed ears, and they're natural

I'm not too sure about the beauty part though, but if the guy that played Haldir can be an elf, I can be one too!!!

 

Alison, I think you have to be graceful to be an elf.

 

That's another thing going against her. Usually with elves, if someone hears a loud crash you don't assume it's them. I would make a much better elf.

 

*gives everyone a burning brush*

make a wish and choose the colour!

 

Are you Moses or something?

Oh, and I'm probably going to school as John Lennon on Halloween

 

And how are you planning on doing that, Chris?

btw, if anyone wants to hear something amusing, read this:
When the Elves are mentioned as being fair, do you think of beautiful (Tolkien's description), or fair-skinned (Kaitlyn's misinterpretation )?

 

ah, well I'm looking up how to make my ears pointy to be an elf. Chris, your ears aren't *that* pointy

so.... Chris, would Kaitlyn or I make a better elf?

 

No one hurt me or think that I'm hittin on either of them or anything, I don't wanna get yelled at for my honest opinion.

Kait's taller and her hair would work better, but if you're actually going to go by "fair", Alison would work better, because well she's more fair than Kait.

 

because i'm impartial and hit people anyway do i have permission to hit otto person?






I'm not moses but I stole his burning plant since he was just gunna waste the pretty god flame!

 

Go right ahead and hit him.

 

w00t!


*thwakcs Otto with the almighty shiney Spork!*

 

*hits Cram* I agree with him...
but I still think he would make the best elf out of all of us

 

*throws a crunch 'n munch at "moses"*

Why is someone that I don't know hitting me? ?

 

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