JCC [OOTS]You suck, Monty

You know he was right. Imagine if Luke went to the Death Star wearing yellow shorts and suspenders. One must look their best when off to battle evil. Evil always dresses cool.

 

989 Stares and stripes forever

Never forget who the real Cat-Lord is. I just realized I have not read that Dragon magazine #100 short story in forever.

 

990: Critiquing Suspicion

 

I feel the need to add "abdominal cognitive limits" to my own personal vernacular.

And a Q for you, Iron_lord. Do you think of V as male or female?

 

What happened to V?


I should just start from the beginning.

 

V's sex is debatable. Only The Giant knows for sure if V is male or female.

 

I just think of V as agendered, that's clearly the way the way they present themselves.

 

I think of V as female.

 

My guess is "probably the same gender as Other Parent Kyrie". Given that they don't wear armor, and have very square body shapes - male seems slightly more likely.

 

991 A serheant and a sapper

"Godsmoot"? That doesn't sound good.

 

Must...read...from...beginning.

 

Crap, the dwarves aim to take King's Landing.

 

0992: Peak Condition

 

That's one big temple.

 

Nice little detail that the humans are showing their breath but Durkula is not.

STONE SHAPE
School transmutation [earth]; Level cleric 3, druid 3, sorcerer/wizard 4
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components V, S, M/DF (soft clay)
Range touch
Target stone or stone object touched, up to 10 cu. ft. + 1 cu. ft./level
Duration instantaneous
Saving Throw none; Spell Resistance no
You can form an existing piece of stone into any shape that suits your purpose. While it's possible to make crude coffers, doors, and so forth with stone shape, fine detail isn't possible. There is a 30% chance that any shape including moving parts simply doesn't work.

 

993 Moots and ladders

Belkar. My favorite.

 

994 Invitation Only

I get nervous when Belkar does things now, as his "last breath" could come any time.

I don't think he put the wammy on him. Perhaps he told a well placed lie about the others.

 

995 - Welcome to the Church

 

...uh.....



















...oh...

RUN! RUN you sexy shoeless god of war!

 

I think we're gearing up for a 1000 post bonanza...

 

If 1000 isn't a wet fart anticlimax I'm quitting this comic.

 

You are a dirty liar and you know it, sir!

 

More just a chronic exaggerator. I will be somewhat disappointed when it's a BFD because I liked Burlew's original approach of treating milestone comics as no big deal.

Honestly I think the best thing he could do is have 1000 be a conscious anticlimax and then have 1001 be a sprawling multipage plotbomb epic. Not really sure what the over/under on that kind of omnitrolling is, though.

 

600 last 9 panels.

 

It's always been a mix.

Huge: 200, 300, 400 (mah favorite!!!), 500
Anticlimactic: 100, 600, 700 (sorta), 800, 900 (sorta)