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1037 Beast Practices

"Goodbye kitty". lol

So, a MITD hint.

 

"Nod. Get treat."

 

1038: Goblin to Goblin

 

"Quick kids, figure out which monsters have 'trenchant political analysis' as a special attack."

I wonder what those symbols are on the wall hangings.

 

1039: Multiple Choice

 

Ha, Kraagor's Tomb is awesome. In addition to the most powerful monsters, wasn't it also totally balling with halfling traps too?

 

I'm gonna go with the gate is not under the statue.

Finally Xykon.

I'm assuming the one door has 2 red X's because they tried it twice for some reason.

 

1040: It Probably Would Have Taken 30 Pages

 

That was not only wonderful but interesting that some of the most powerful beings in the story had vast problems.

 

1041 Value of an independent variable

If you don't get it look a few panels back and compare.

 

Yeah it took a second when I read it this morning. Subtle but effective.

Also digging the improved clip on this segment, self-conscious improvement or otherwise.

 

Sorry, I'm feeling a bit thick this morning and not sure I'm getting it - is the joke the fact that MOTD painted a cross on more than just one door?

 

Not so much a joke as Mitd doing something to work against Team Evil.

Does he hold the umbrella himself? This means, given the paint brush and bucket he has at least 3 limbs.

 

Oh, right.

 

What's he doing to work against Team Evil? Wasn't he just marking the door they just went through?

 

There were footprints leading in and out of one door, but he painted X's on four.

 

Ah, totally missed that.

 

Don't feel bad, folks. I totally missed it until it was explained to me.

 

I don't think he's intentionally working against Team Evil, though. Just being a bit thick.

 

No, that definitely looked deliberate.

 

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1042.html]1042[/url] Wait Watchers

 

What a MitD tease. Looks like we are leaving Team Evil once again. Days? Weeks?

 

The lead for the D&D film has been cast

 

1043: He Assumed It Was a Cholesterol Thing