JCC [OOTS]You suck, Monty

1108 Bots don't scry

Yeah, Haley and Durkon sittin' in a tree k.i.s.s.i.n.g. ain't happening because "ew" and trees.

 

1109 Spy Bowl

Note to self: when lost, leave a trail of corpses.

 

1110: The Perfect Strategy

 

So, sarcasm from Elan or unintentional sarcasm from Elan?

 

Snark rather than sarcasm - I think Elan means it - but is conscious enough of the Order's way of doing things to poke fun at it for a moment.

 

1111 She really doesn't

I believe it's on the Evil Overlord list that you need to listen to minions.

 

1112 And Maybe a Change of Shoes

 

I'm quite curious then to see what is going to happen to the trapped souls when some of these vampires get slain.

 

1113: On Her Honor

 

Damn. Makes one want to worship trickster gods.

 

Had this pointed out to me ob facebook concerning dwarves dying with honor.


So what do worshippers of Loki call themselves? Lokists? Lokeans? Would you call it Lokism? Lokianity?

 

1114: Better Served Cold Anyway

 

Not sure what I like better, "avenging for two" or "we're gonna be caveless".

Two lawyers?

 

1115 It's never failed before

I like getting a peek into Belkars's mind. See? It's not a heart of gold under that evil alignment, but maybe a lil speck. His fake character development coming through.

In other news, Confirmation that there will be a Dark Sun 5e

He mentions the Mystic. The only thing I dislike is the Soulkife portion. It just lacks the options the 3.0 version had.

 

1116 Neck and neck

Makes you wonder if this is because of Toys R Us.

 

1117 Bait the Rainbow

I didn't get Haley's Limbo joke until it was explained to me.

Chaos Hammer
Evocation [Chaotic]
Level: Chaos 4
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Area: 20-ft.-radius burst
Duration: Instantaneous (Saving Throw: Will partial; see text
Spell Resistance: Yes
You unleash chaotic power to smite your enemies. The power takes the form of a multicolored explosion of leaping, ricocheting energy. Only lawful and neutral (not chaotic) creatures are harmed by the spell.

The spell deals outsiders) and slows them for slow spell). A successful Will save reduces the damage by half and negates the slow effect.

The spell deals only half damage against creatures who are neither lawful nor chaotic, and they are not slowed. Such a creature can reduce the damage by half again (down to one-quarter) with a successful Will save.

 

OOTS 1118: Negatively Affected

 

Sound Lance
(Spell Compendium, p. 196)

Evocation [Sonic]
Level: Sorcerer 3, Wizard 3, Cleric 4,
Components: V, S,
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Target: One creature or object
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Fortitude half
Spell Resistance: Yes

You unleash a shrill, piercing cry at your target, which takes the barely visible form of a translucent lance hurtling through the air.

This spell causes a projectile of intense sonic energy to leap from you to a target within range. The sound deals 1d8 points of sonic damage per caster level (maximum 10d8). A sound lance cannot penetrate the area of a silence spell.

 

Not an update.

But I did find Dragon Magazine 1 through 250 online

 

1119: The Fighting's So Bright

 

That's a hell of a Flame Strike. I like how her eyes changed too. Flat out killed one in the back.

 

As somebody said in the OOTS discussion thread for this one, the "Quoth the Raven "swag galore" " meme is perfect for Blackwing: