FF:VIC Operation: Kla (Revisited)

War. Show yourself. We know where you are. Mandalore will not rest until we have you in our sights. Huggard.


Any suggestsions for hunting a Kla, also known as batittus childfiytmitus?

 

Firm.

However, I'm sure you'll realise that this post is simply spam to raise my post count, as I never really knew Kla, and could only possibly point out his last log-on date and his old threads.

 

Surely the man still exists among these boards? Dear lord how young are you man?

 

Oh, I saw him around, we just never interacted much. I guess. Or something.

From his profile:

Last Login Date: 8/17 1:15am

 

Sad, sad news this is. Kla must be dead. Poor Kla.

 

You know, I saw someone running in the city the other day.

Maybe they killed Kla?

 

Yeah? war. Now. SO Anti-anti-batchilds people.

 

What is a Census Banner Maker anyway?

 

Someone who makes a banner for Census. I'm only red for a month.

And yes, War.

 

I may of shot the batchild. I went a bit mad in the Botanicals after too much red and-

What's that?

Something outside my window?

In a trenchcoat? running around? IN THE TREES?

GODDAMN YOU KLA I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE WHY DON'T YOU SHOW YOURSELF MAN WHAT ARE YOU SOME SORT OF HALF BAT MONSTER DON'T YOU HAVE ANYMORE HUMANITY!!!!?!!!!?!!!!???!!!



**Runs outside brandishing cricket stump madly**

 

*whips out a banjo*

where'd you come from, where'd you go, where'd you come from cotton eye joe

 

Mixo, this is your cue, buddy.

 

hello all.

 

Well hello. Good to see you finally made it over.


(and no, guys, he isn't Kla. At least, I think not)

 

i can confirm I'm not Kla, because I have no idea who/what Kla is.

on a side note: ill attempt to be more active here..ive been very bad in my duty to post here as a Vic SW fan

 

Indeed. 13 months and 2,276 - you should have been here ages ago!

 

i know!

ive been reading these forums intermittently ever since TPM came out, but i never registered..

and then i started a summer placement at this firm, and had no work to do. ROTS hype was at its peak, so i signed up and started posting...

so may i ask: who is this Kla?

 

Ah, I see. Feel free to create your own threads etc, we are probably one of the most easy-going forums on the boards.

Kla is a member of VicFF currently gone AWOL. As you can see, he hasn't been seen for quite some time. Current thought suspects he is dead, murdered by a running man in the city.




(Uh, yeah, the humour is quite random at this place too. You get used to it.)

 

interesting...this Kla fellow is a man of mystery it seems..

maybe he caught the attention of the wrong people? or maybe he decided he's had enough of us??

edit: gotta fly dudes. might be back later.

 

Perhaps. I'm not even going to consider the possibility that he got a real life. As heinous a presumption as it is, it is also impossible. Once signing up for an account here, your freinds desert you, you sprout abnormally large growths on your face that the doctor can't possibly diagnose as pimples, and you begin to wear Star Wars costumes.

So he's either dead, or he has no internet access. I can only pity him either way.



Anyway, I'm off. Hope you end up hanging around, Uric-Qel-Droma. We have so many newbies that come in, only to never be seen again. There must be some serial killer on the lose . . .

 

Hey, those charges never stuck! You can't go bandying accusations around like...

Oh! We have company!


Hello Uric


I also am ignorant of Kla. I wish to be educated however

 

Don't be silly people, he's not dead.

Saw him the other day, went for a beer we did, to the pub across the road... a cheery little old place with a bartendress to match the vodka bar one up in old ballarat. So he sez to me in a series of high frequency screetches that seems be spreading through today's young bat-children like undesired bowel movement through the donkeys of the not-so free desert world, "I miss the days of the old Victorian FF." He did, I swear. Oh how we laughed at the many attempts to track him down and brutally kidnapp and kill him, but he's a good bloke. He still laughs at it in hindsight. And as we got ready to part, going our own tipsy ways, he whispered in my ear, strong and unmistake, "War."

And of he went... wings flapping madly into the night, very quickly consumed by the depths of impenetrable clouds. True story that.

 

*on knees, eyes averted*

Thank you, kind that-which-is-Damir, for bringing us thy prophesy of thine Bat-child. If thouest daneth to produceth thy further prophesy, thouest shall again be congratulated..eth.

 

KANE.

Stop using Damir's account and/or posessing him using some form of strange Frankston witchcraft.

That is all.

 

Take your protestations elsewhere tyrant. 'I' control Damir now.