I would love to dress myself, but I have no money left to buy clothes! A pity... If you have any money left, I would be very happy if you bought me some clothes...
Nice! Oh, this time you have really outdone yourself... I am going to show my new clothes to the other so-called visitors of this site. Maybe my new clothes will help me indoctrinate new members to my sect!
By giving me clothes, you have become a believer. Come on, you have to admit it is true... Join the Order of the Ffib!