Hmmm, clothes? What are those? Once, an exhibitionist asked me the same question. Wait, I will tell you a joke. Once upon a time, a guy went to doctor. "What is wrong?" the doctor asked "Well, doctor, I have a problem. I am exhibitionist and I just do not seem to able to change my behaviour. What can I do?" the guy responded "Well, let's start by undressing yourself!" the doctor responded. Thank you all for praising my new clothes. Do not forget to thank Adalia as well. Adalia-Durron, I was just wondering what your clothes signify... Is it an image of Kyp Durron's robe, shown in the Jedi Academy comic series (Leviathan) or am I wrong? Why do you all dislike the Order of the Ffib? At least, they did not start any war. Why don't you let me open your eyes. Do you not want to believe in something that surpasses us? Don't you want to have a spiritual guide?
The spiritual guide being the two star General Immodet? no thanks. Q: Why do I dislike the order of the Ffib you ask? A: Because I'm a Sith, that's why btw, just because someone doesn't want to join this order doesn't mean they dislike it. That kind of thinking is "culty" imo.
By the way, the Order of the Ffib will survive the Sith Order. Join up now and you will get a discount!
The Day of Judgement is coming! Join the Order of the Ffib and there is a slight chance you will survive! All the non-believers will perish in the flames! Hopefully, you will all see the light. Do not keep your eyes shut and go through life as a blind man! Let the Order enlighten your soul! The Sith and the Jedi are just pretenders! There is only one true religion! JOIN US! CONVERT!
Good... Very good. All your sins have been redeemed. From now on, you are an holy being. The Order of the Ffib welcomes you. Your soul will be enlightened. The Order of the Ffib has existed for over tens of thousands of years. Once we served Chancellor Contispex during the Pius Dea Period. You will be part of a glorious tradition. The Council of Priests is very proud of you and has decided to give you a rank. You will become a High Priest, just as I am. You have only one mission: spread our beliefs on this so-called forum! Once a year, you will have to journey to the Great Temple on Lorahns to pledge your alliance to the Council. By the way, do not trust Jedi or Sith. There is only one true religion! If you need any help, you can always contact me. All hail the Ffib Order!
General, I pose this question to you: If the Order of the Ffib is against Jedi and Sith, why are you quoting Darth Sidious/Palpatine in the WNU forum to basically all the new users that post there? This is what you keep posting: Welcome... "I have been expecting you." - Palpatine
As you can notice my user name is 'General Immodet'. General Immoder was an Imperial General who became a member of the Ruling Council. Immodet was killed by Black Sun Agents or was he? Actually, General Immodet was a spy for the Order of the Ffib. He infiltrated the Ruling Council with only one goal: increase the influence of the Ffib Order. When the Imperial Intelligence Service decided to investigate Immodet and his affairs because they were becoming suspicious of his motives, Immodet faked his own death and returned to the Ffib Temple on Lorahns.
My question wasn't about your user name. My question was why on earth you keep quoting a sith lord to all the new users. Especially if the Ffib don't like the Sith or the Jedi.
I just want to greet the new users. Using a quote of Palpatine is a nice touch, don't you think? This whole Ffib thing is just for fun.
Or maybe I am chizofrenic... I think I am an Imperial General and a member of the Order of the Ffib on the same time. Or maybe Palpatine was indeed expecting the new user members to arrive... Or maybe I did it just for fun... WHO KNOWS???
