JCC organizing a terrible bachelor party

Discussion in 'Community' started by I Are The Internets, Feb 2, 2013.

  1. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    What can I do to **** everything up?
  2. Lowbacca_1977 Force Ghost

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  3. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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  4. Master_Jacen Force Ghost

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    buy one of those giant hollow cakes but don't put anything inside it
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  5. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    Emotionally-scarred strippers that will file bogus rape charges in hopes of making a quick buck.
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  6. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    What if I made it Nic Cage themed?
  7. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    a reverse stripper that puts more clothes on as opposed to taking them off.
  8. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    Have beezel run it.
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  9. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    What if Arlol runs it instead?
  10. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    What if they both run it?
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  11. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Oooo! I like the way you think.
  12. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    A bachelor party is a pretty terrible concept to begin with.
  13. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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  14. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    you know how in the song of ice and fire series they always make a big deal of having giant pies with doves sealed inside so that when you cut it they fly out? seems like that would be a horrible idea/filled with poop. so yeah, do that.

    invite lee to come and make awkward vaguely racist and misogynist "jokes" to make everyone uncomfortable
    Last edited by Rogue_Ten, Feb 3, 2013
  15. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    No Darth Sapient jokes yet? Well I won't make one either then.
  16. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    There was a funny MadTV sketch where the stripper at the bachelor party had pneumonia.
  17. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I liked @AAAAAH 's suggestion of reverse strippers so much that I'm going to do it for the superbowl party tonight.
  18. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    I suggest gathering for a breakfast to celebrate the impending nuptials, that you can end by delivering your gifts to the bride's family.
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  19. tom Chosen One

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    or just invite j-dub.
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  20. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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  21. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Hey, you wanna come to my bachelor party with the reverse strippers hosted by Beezel and Arlol?
  22. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    No, I do not. It makes no more sense than most of the other plans put forward. I someone's friends are really going to help them celebrate their acceptance into a new family, one would think that some gesture of respect would be offered to the new relatives.
  23. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    Or this:

  24. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Oh man I love that movie.
  25. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    And then she murdered her boyfriend.

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