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JCC organizing a terrible bachelor party

Discussion in 'Community' started by I Are The Internets, Feb 2, 2013.

  1. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    What can I do to **** everything up?
     
  2. Lowbacca_1977

    Lowbacca_1977 Jedi Master star 6

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    Strippers
     
  3. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Granny strippers?
     
  4. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    buy one of those giant hollow cakes but don't put anything inside it
     
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  5. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Emotionally-scarred strippers that will file bogus rape charges in hopes of making a quick buck.
     
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  6. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    What if I made it Nic Cage themed?
     
  7. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    a reverse stripper that puts more clothes on as opposed to taking them off.
     
  8. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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    Have beezel run it.
     
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  9. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    What if Arlol runs it instead?
     
  10. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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    What if they both run it?
     
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  11. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Oooo! I like the way you think.
     
  12. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    A bachelor party is a pretty terrible concept to begin with.
     
  13. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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  14. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    you know how in the song of ice and fire series they always make a big deal of having giant pies with doves sealed inside so that when you cut it they fly out? seems like that would be a horrible idea/filled with poop. so yeah, do that.

    invite lee to come and make awkward vaguely racist and misogynist "jokes" to make everyone uncomfortable
     
  15. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    No Darth Sapient jokes yet? Well I won't make one either then.
     
  16. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    There was a funny MadTV sketch where the stripper at the bachelor party had pneumonia.
     
  17. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    I liked AAAAAH 's suggestion of reverse strippers so much that I'm going to do it for the superbowl party tonight.
     
  18. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I suggest gathering for a breakfast to celebrate the impending nuptials, that you can end by delivering your gifts to the bride's family.
     
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  19. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    or just invite j-dub.
     
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  20. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    [face_plain]
     
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  21. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Hey, you wanna come to my bachelor party with the reverse strippers hosted by Beezel and Arlol?
     
  22. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    No, I do not. It makes no more sense than most of the other plans put forward. I someone's friends are really going to help them celebrate their acceptance into a new family, one would think that some gesture of respect would be offered to the new relatives.
     
  23. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Or this:

     
  24. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Oh man I love that movie.
     
  25. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    And then she murdered her boyfriend.

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