JCC Oscar Pistorius? More like Oscar Pistolius.

Discussion in 'Community' started by George Roper, Feb 14, 2013.

  1. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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  2. Force Smuggler Chosen One

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  3. halibut Ex-Mod

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    I can't believe it took this long for a thread.

    //insert comment about lack of limbs here
  4. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    Has he figured out that he's a replicant?
  5. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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  6. DarthLowBudget Force Ghost

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    First Mike/Julie, now Pistorius/Pistolius...I don't know if my fragile psyche can take any more lies!
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  7. tom Game Winner

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  8. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    More proof that America doesn't have a handgun problem. Because someone was shot somewhere else.
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  9. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    hey rich famous dudes: stop killing ur womenfolk
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  10. yankee8255 Chosen One

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    i didn't want to steal @juliet316's thunder.
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  11. FatBurt Force Ghost

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    In honour of Valentines

    Roses are red
    Violets are glorious
    Never sneak up
    On Oscar Pistorious
  12. epic Ex Mod / RSA

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    sounds like he just got cold feet about the relationship
  13. halibut Ex-Mod

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    She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
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  14. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    Perhaps he's just being set up by a jealous ex?
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  15. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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    Word has it that he has escaped from custody after screaming 'I didn't kill the person who would potentially have become my wife!'. Five dollars says that he's looking for the short-haired man with no legs who he says killed her.
  16. halibut Ex-Mod

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    I don't care
  17. DT421 Force Ghost

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    He's more machine now than man... twisted an--

    Oh nvmd...
  18. Mustafar_66 Force Ghost

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    Please tell me that's real.
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  20. Mustafar_66 Force Ghost

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    Incredible.
  21. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    This is horrid news! Just horrid!!!!1!!!one!!1!!!

    We need to discuss GUN CONTROL. Right NOW. :mad:
  22. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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    Gun enthusiasts don't have a leg to stand on.
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  23. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    It's been a long running discussion here for awhile, though.
  24. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    I love the puns in this thread, and that Lee found another instance to post gunporn.
  25. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Now, his hands are deadly weapons. I cannot wait to see what he accomplishes in the Olympics after they Boxing Helena him.