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JCC Oscar Pistorius? More like Oscar Pistolius.

Discussion in 'Community' started by George Roper, Feb 14, 2013.

  1. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 4

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  2. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

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    What a Shame
     
  3. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I can't believe it took this long for a thread.

    //insert comment about lack of limbs here
     
  4. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    Has he figured out that he's a replicant?
     
  5. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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  6. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Master star 5

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    First Mike/Julie, now Pistorius/Pistolius...I don't know if my fragile psyche can take any more lies!
     
  7. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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  8. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    More proof that America doesn't have a handgun problem. Because someone was shot somewhere else.
     
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  9. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    hey rich famous dudes: stop killing ur womenfolk
     
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  10. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    i didn't want to steal @juliet316's thunder.
     
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  11. FatBurt

    FatBurt Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    In honour of Valentines

    Roses are red
    Violets are glorious
    Never sneak up
    On Oscar Pistorious
     
  12. epic

    epic Ex Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    sounds like he just got cold feet about the relationship
     
  13. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
     
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  14. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Perhaps he's just being set up by a jealous ex?
    [​IMG]
     
  15. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 4

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    Word has it that he has escaped from custody after screaming 'I didn't kill the person who would potentially have become my wife!'. Five dollars says that he's looking for the short-haired man with no legs who he says killed her.
     
  16. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I don't care
     
  17. DT421

    DT421 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    He's more machine now than man... twisted an--

    Oh nvmd...
     
  18. Mustafar_66

    Mustafar_66 Jedi Master star 5

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    Please tell me that's real.
     
  19. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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  20. Mustafar_66

    Mustafar_66 Jedi Master star 5

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    Incredible.
     
  21. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    This is horrid news! Just horrid!!!!1!!!one!!1!!!

    We need to discuss GUN CONTROL. Right NOW. :mad:
     
  22. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 4

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    Gun enthusiasts don't have a leg to stand on.
     
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  23. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    It's been a long running discussion here for awhile, though.
     
  24. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I love the puns in this thread, and that Lee found another instance to post gunporn.
     
  25. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Now, his hands are deadly weapons. I cannot wait to see what he accomplishes in the Olympics after they Boxing Helena him.