OT Recast with OT forum members!!!!

It would be cool to have a full RecastFilmsLtd meeting in London! Just think, DA, OA, R7 and others sat in a Pub drinking and discussing our future plans for media dominance of the world!!!!!!

 

What is this? Everyone taken the weekend off? I didn't authorise this! We atleast need a caretaker or janitor to look after things!!!!

[Grabs a fold up chair at sits at front gate...."caretaking"]

Memo to DA.....

Things to do:

1. Speak to Page/-IFFP- re: Security arrangements.

2. Investigate possibility of reintroduction of electric fence.

 

Are you sure we want to revisit the electric fence? All of the Americans took quite a fancy to, uh, whizzing on it.




[Ren and Stimpy]Don't whiz on the electric fence![/Ren and Stimpy]

 

Well, Americans will be Americans!

 

Yes, poor bastards, and there's no helping them.
I might find it difficult attending the meeting since I am nearly as far away from the UK as it is possible to get.
But this is London, right? So cheap Cockney hired goons should be easily arranged by phone. As I know from 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels', every 2 person IN London is a goon for hire...

Just like to say that ANH Special Edition was on TV here last night, and I checked, and yes, Star Wars is still exceedingly cool.

(Except for Greedo Shoots First, which should be somehow turned from a piece of film to a living breathing entity, for the specific purpose of then killing that entity in some horrible manner. Oh, and not as cool as our remake...obviously)

 

Look, I thought the fence WAS the toilet. I thought it said Port-A-John, not Port-A-Joule. Sorry about that.

I'm afraid the security duties will be handed over to -IFFP- for the London meeting. I'll still be in charge here.

 

-IFFP-, of course it's not as cool as our remake! We are professionals you know. Not like that other bunch of amateurs!!!

Page, we're gonna need some goons over at TPM soon. Any luck in the recruitment?

 

Hmmm, this is concerning......

 

OA, what are you doing in Limerick? BTW, you can get cheap flights from Ireland to anywhere in GB! Even my city, Southampton!

 

I was once a hired goon. What's better still is that I'm already at the TPM forum. If you like when I'm not occupied I can just stand their looking like a goon : ( )

 

What a week... *shakes head*

Have a good time in Ireland, Obi Anne.

 

I agree Page.


Anyway.....OA, Don't neglect your "business obligations" while you're over in The Emerald Isle!

 

Arrgghh yes what a week indeed, and wow, that last post of mine, made in jest, turned out to be spookingly and unfortunately prescient.
Sorry to see you go OA, who will we turn to for the glamour factor around here now?

 

glamour factor....hmmmmmmm? Look no further!

 

Walks into thread with "revealing" bikini on. Is this glamorous enough?

Now, if you don't mind, I'll take afternoon tea in the canteen.

 

OK, I'll put my clothes back on....guys, er guys?

Come on people we need a concerted effort to keep this place alive until archive day!!!!

I promise I won't wear the bikini again!!!!

 

OK guys, I'm getting a little concerned now......am I expected to clear up the site on my own?

 

Sorry, the words "DA" and "Bikini" don't match. *shudders*

Actually, it was homework...

Say, if we do film the Naboo scenes in Ireland, maybe we could get some of the local inhabitants to play Naboo guards.. They could, uh, bring their own props, but we'd have to repaint them - can't have AK-47s in a Star Wars film.

 

(Chris Farley-esque)

uh, hello?
could i be that one stormtrooper that gets shot? remember when they were doing that scene and those guys were shooting, and one got hit?... That was cool...i want to be that guy and then fall down the centre of the 6,000 story Death Star...

What? Come on, what do you mean you have all the stormtroopers cast!
We're like disposable styrofoam cups next to the water cooler...Endless, till someone needs one, then you cant find 'em!