our very own "incredible hulk" story

Discussion in 'Atlantic Canada General' started by THE_BIONIC_TIMBIT, Mar 11, 2003.

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  1. THE_BIONIC_TIMBIT Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 11, 2003
    hello to everyone in atlantic canada... this is the "sock" of THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA... here to tell you about our hidden past.
    one night... a while back... spanky (T_G_S), was working a late night at the local tim hortons. he was incharge of making the timbit stock... the weather outside was grim... it would come about as being one of the greatest storms to ever hit the area.
    at one point in the wee hours of the morning... spanky went to check on the progress of the timbit mixture in the quite grand electric mixer... it was industrial size, and could hold enough batter to create timbits for the entire county's tims stores.
    at the exact time he leaned over the edge to check out the batter, a humongous lightning bolt hit the store, causing the mixer to surge into a super sonic mixing frenzy, causing spanky to fall into the mixer.
    after the storm had passed by... and all was quiet... a movement came from the batter... IT WAS SPANKY! he was still alive! and covered with super sonically mixed timbit batter.
    after cleaning up after his ordeal, he went home, where, he hoped that he could get some rest, and put the traumatic experience behind him.
    while walking to his next shift later that day... he crossed some punks on the street who were upto no good... having come across them, they started picking on him, and just giving him a hard time. as his anger grew, and adrenaline started pumping... he noticed that something strange was happening to him... his skin was turning into a metalic like substance... the punks' blows werent hurting him anymore, and in an act of retaliation... summonsed his super natural powers... rock hard timbits were being projected at the foes through his fingers... some heroes have lightning... some have fire... well, i (THE_BIONIC_TIMBIT) had rock hard timbits.
    just like dr. bruce banner turns into the incredible hulk when angered, and spiderman is just plain old peter parker... i, THE_BIONIC_TIMBIT, am simply just chris delcamp... a.k.a. spanky (THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA).
    unfortunately... just like superman... i too have a weakness... that hopefully will not be found out.
    you may be wondering... why am i THE_BIONIC_TIMBIT now, instead of THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA? well, all of the controversy over this dumb election game about at60... is getting me quite miffed... he is one of the most honest guys in the game... plain and simple.
  2. wild_karrde Chosen One

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    well, all of the controversy over this dumb election game about at60... is getting me quite miffed... he is one of the most honest guys in the game... plain and simple.

    Bwahahahahahaha! Silly newbie, how cute :)
  3. Darth_Haggis Force Ghost

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    Mar 21, 2002
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    LOL [face_laugh] Great Story! But now I'm hungry... [Homer]mmmm.... Timbits....[/Homer]
  4. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Knight

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    Jan 2, 2003
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    im not THAT much of a newbie... lol, my alter ego just wanted to get a point out... lol
  5. wild_karrde Chosen One

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    Jan 03? Yeah, you're a newbie ;)
  6. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Knight

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    i may be "technically" a newbie... but i am here as much as i can be... over 100+ posts already.
    plus, i have already gotten involved with a political party... that has to say something
  7. wild_karrde Chosen One

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    I've been here 3.5 yrs, have 14,351 posts, have been banned a dozen or more times, have played all the GAUNTLET games, played the Big Brother game, was nominated as leader of the Canadian party but declines, created one of the longest runnign threads in existance (Who are you? from Lit), and the longest thread ever (WWF/ECW/WCW Discussion in the JC), and have talked to numerous SW authors, artists, editors, etc.

    Me = bragging because I have nothing better to do.
  8. Darth_Haggis Force Ghost

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    Mar 21, 2002
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    the longest thread ever (WWF/ECW/WCW Discussion in the JC)
    I have to contradict you Derek...

    This one seems to be the longest with over 75,600 posts. (Warning! Spoilers)
    (Page 3025 in case the other link times out...)
  9. wild_karrde Chosen One

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    neither link works. Is that the Standing in line thread in the PSA by epic? If so, I forgot about that one ...
  10. KitFist0 Force Ghost

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    Nov 10, 2001
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    That one is just spam. Stuff like:

    "hello all wazup ????? ;)"

    "l8ter kthz bye XOXOXOXOXOXOXO :p :)"


    Thats not a thread it's a chat [face_plain]
  11. im_posessed Jedi Knight

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    Nov 13, 2002
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    *applauds the bionic timbit*
    now if only that story came with a "coming soon to a town near you" tagline ;)
  12. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

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    I thought it was gonna be something about Batbit :(
  13. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    i may be "technically" a newbie... but i am here as much as i can be... over 100+ posts already

    I had a thousand my first month, much to Adam's dismay. :p
  14. AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Master

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    Sep 1, 2001
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    i now have 3,003+ posts! and i've only been posting since sept. 01! :p
  15. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    Eh, it's more than a lot of people, kiddo. :p
  16. AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Master

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    [facE_angry] but not enough.
  17. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    Would you ever consider yourself to have enough? :p
  18. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

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    Adam, you should check out my song in the the song parody thread in Canada General. I wrote it with you in mind ;)
  19. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    Check it out, Adam, it's great!

    But I wouldn't say I'm on a rampage. :p

    Umm, well maybe just a little one... :p
  20. Izird Jedi Master

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    Posts are like money. How much is enough? Just a little more!

    -Jedi philosopher Izird
  21. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    [face_laugh]

    It's true!

    Hmm, maybe it is a rampage...

    Fine! I'll type my fic! I'll show you, OPPM!
  22. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

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    Posts are like money. How much is enough? Just a little more!

    Wow, Ryan...that's very, um, profound...
    [face_plain] ;)
  23. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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  24. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

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  25. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    Ryan being profound scares me. :p
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