Atlantic our very own "incredible hulk" story

hello to everyone in atlantic canada... this is the "sock" of THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA... here to tell you about our hidden past.
one night... a while back... spanky (T_G_S), was working a late night at the local tim hortons. he was incharge of making the timbit stock... the weather outside was grim... it would come about as being one of the greatest storms to ever hit the area.
at one point in the wee hours of the morning... spanky went to check on the progress of the timbit mixture in the quite grand electric mixer... it was industrial size, and could hold enough batter to create timbits for the entire county's tims stores.
at the exact time he leaned over the edge to check out the batter, a humongous lightning bolt hit the store, causing the mixer to surge into a super sonic mixing frenzy, causing spanky to fall into the mixer.
after the storm had passed by... and all was quiet... a movement came from the batter... IT WAS SPANKY! he was still alive! and covered with super sonically mixed timbit batter.
after cleaning up after his ordeal, he went home, where, he hoped that he could get some rest, and put the traumatic experience behind him.
while walking to his next shift later that day... he crossed some punks on the street who were upto no good... having come across them, they started picking on him, and just giving him a hard time. as his anger grew, and adrenaline started pumping... he noticed that something strange was happening to him... his skin was turning into a metalic like substance... the punks' blows werent hurting him anymore, and in an act of retaliation... summonsed his super natural powers... rock hard timbits were being projected at the foes through his fingers... some heroes have lightning... some have fire... well, i (THE_BIONIC_TIMBIT) had rock hard timbits.
just like dr. bruce banner turns into the incredible hulk when angered, and spiderman is just plain old peter parker... i, THE_BIONIC_TIMBIT, am simply just chris delcamp... a.k.a. spanky (THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA).
unfortunately... just like superman... i too have a weakness... that hopefully will not be found out.
you may be wondering... why am i THE_BIONIC_TIMBIT now, instead of THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA? well, all of the controversy over this dumb election game about at60... is getting me quite miffed... he is one of the most honest guys in the game... plain and simple.

 

well, all of the controversy over this dumb election game about at60... is getting me quite miffed... he is one of the most honest guys in the game... plain and simple.

Bwahahahahahaha! Silly newbie, how cute

 

LOL Great Story! But now I'm hungry... [Homer]mmmm.... Timbits....[/Homer]

 

im not THAT much of a newbie... lol, my alter ego just wanted to get a point out... lol

 

Jan 03? Yeah, you're a newbie

 

i may be "technically" a newbie... but i am here as much as i can be... over 100+ posts already.
plus, i have already gotten involved with a political party... that has to say something

 

I've been here 3.5 yrs, have 14,351 posts, have been banned a dozen or more times, have played all the GAUNTLET games, played the Big Brother game, was nominated as leader of the Canadian party but declines, created one of the longest runnign threads in existance (Who are you? from Lit), and the longest thread ever (WWF/ECW/WCW Discussion in the JC), and have talked to numerous SW authors, artists, editors, etc.

Me = bragging because I have nothing better to do.

 

the longest thread ever (WWF/ECW/WCW Discussion in the JC)
I have to contradict you Derek...

This one seems to be the longest with over 75,600 posts. (Warning! Spoilers)
(Page 3025 in case the other link times out...)

 

neither link works. Is that the Standing in line thread in the PSA by epic? If so, I forgot about that one ...

 

That one is just spam. Stuff like:

"hello all wazup ????? "

"l8ter kthz bye XOXOXOXOXOXOXO "


Thats not a thread it's a chat

 

*applauds the bionic timbit*
now if only that story came with a "coming soon to a town near you" tagline

 

I thought it was gonna be something about Batbit

 

i may be "technically" a newbie... but i am here as much as i can be... over 100+ posts already

I had a thousand my first month, much to Adam's dismay.

 

i now have 3,003+ posts! and i've only been posting since sept. 01!

 

Eh, it's more than a lot of people, kiddo.

 

[facE_angry] but not enough.

 

Would you ever consider yourself to have enough?

 

Adam, you should check out my song in the the song parody thread in Canada General. I wrote it with you in mind

 

Check it out, Adam, it's great!

But I wouldn't say I'm on a rampage.

Umm, well maybe just a little one...

 

Posts are like money. How much is enough? Just a little more!

-Jedi philosopher Izird

 

It's true!

Hmm, maybe it is a rampage...

Fine! I'll type my fic! I'll show you, OPPM!

 

Posts are like money. How much is enough? Just a little more!

Wow, Ryan...that's very, um, profound...

 

Uh oh!

 

What-oh?

 

Ryan being profound scares me.