hello to everyone in atlantic canada... this is the "sock" of THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA... here to tell you about our hidden past. one night... a while back... spanky (T_G_S), was working a late night at the local tim hortons. he was incharge of making the timbit stock... the weather outside was grim... it would come about as being one of the greatest storms to ever hit the area. at one point in the wee hours of the morning... spanky went to check on the progress of the timbit mixture in the quite grand electric mixer... it was industrial size, and could hold enough batter to create timbits for the entire county's tims stores. at the exact time he leaned over the edge to check out the batter, a humongous lightning bolt hit the store, causing the mixer to surge into a super sonic mixing frenzy, causing spanky to fall into the mixer. after the storm had passed by... and all was quiet... a movement came from the batter... IT WAS SPANKY! he was still alive! and covered with super sonically mixed timbit batter. after cleaning up after his ordeal, he went home, where, he hoped that he could get some rest, and put the traumatic experience behind him. while walking to his next shift later that day... he crossed some punks on the street who were upto no good... having come across them, they started picking on him, and just giving him a hard time. as his anger grew, and adrenaline started pumping... he noticed that something strange was happening to him... his skin was turning into a metalic like substance... the punks' blows werent hurting him anymore, and in an act of retaliation... summonsed his super natural powers... rock hard timbits were being projected at the foes through his fingers... some heroes have lightning... some have fire... well, i (THE_BIONIC_TIMBIT) had rock hard timbits. just like dr. bruce banner turns into the incredible hulk when angered, and spiderman is just plain old peter parker... i, THE_BIONIC_TIMBIT, am simply just chris delcamp... a.k.a. spanky (THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA). unfortunately... just like superman... i too have a weakness... that hopefully will not be found out. you may be wondering... why am i THE_BIONIC_TIMBIT now, instead of THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA? well, all of the controversy over this dumb election game about at60... is getting me quite miffed... he is one of the most honest guys in the game... plain and simple.