OOC Out of Bounds (The ELL OOC Thread)

Yeah its a real bummer when two NPC teams play one another in the Final. #beentheredonethatreallysucks

Isn't that right my Bakuran fellow?

 

What, Kashyyyk only won three titles in less than a decade. No biggie.

 

I think we exorcised those demons when we creamed them their last stint in the league.

Of course we just replaced them with even stronger Demons...

 

The Rangers got their run in. It was time Denon got its shot.

And they are taking full advantage of it.

 

*Predicts Denon wins the Final this year*

 

That certainly seems possible right now.

 

shab it all. Should have kept my mouth shut.

 

The Limmie Gods are probably incensed now.

Quick, we must summon Jobu. Get the sacrifice ready of cigar and rum! Maybe then the NPC teams won't be so successful.

 

That came so close to working for me last time.

shabla Miners.

 

The gods have been angered by all the celebratin'!

Also, we don't sacrifice to Jobu. We sacrifice to Waru.

As a point of historical interest, I have done almost no recruiting for this game. Those who have come have done so either on their own through curiosity or have been encouraged to do so by others. I have no idea what this says about all of us...but I guess it says we're all here?

However, all this talk of Euceron's demise reminds me of a headline for tomorrow that I thought up while driving home. I think you'll all enjoy it...

 

Is very bad to drink Waru's rum. Is very bad.

Yeah that works for me.

 

Incorrect. It's Asyel.

The Patriots will be the Patriots. Wait a minute, which Patriots were I just talking about?

 

Then it's a fitting tribute.

Also, you haven't been scouring the Wiki to find the incorrect spelling on the Salbukk page.

Couldn't resist throwing that little bit in at the end.

 

What incorrect spelling on the Salbukk page?

 

I have made a command GM decision.

If you do not make the playoffs this season and have been an active poster, you will have the opportunity to have a very special privilege related to this year's All-Star Game. More details to come...

(And some of you may now have a sudden desire to absolutely tank your season for an unknown reason. I know the reason and I would not blame you if you do.)

 

Nope, I still want to make the playoffs.

 

We'll reevaluate that on February 1 when I announce the idea.

 

Yeah, I'll probably get that chance (to reevaluate) anyway. This is the Mercs we're talking about.

 

You know, how about the Miners suddenly go into a tailspin, and I'll take that playoff spot off your hands while you get a privilege for the ASG?

 

It is a pretty coy fall back plan for myself, if I may say so.

--EDIT--

Bwhahahaha! Lilly Vehn just trolled her coaching staff. Awesome Vehn

 

Great post, galactic-vagabond422.

 

Seconded! Heck, I kind of want to hire the elder Mr. Copin for the Miners after his insightful analysis! However, something tells me he'd never take sides with a division rival of the Demons.

 

The right amount of money usually can mend all divides like that.

 

So...ummmm...I apologize for today being a Solo Conference kind of day, with two notable exceptions. Sorry about that Gunny. But thank you vagabond for bringing down that dastardly NPC team for the rest of us.

 

Um, yeah, I think Gark's retirement rumors are going to intensify after this week . . .

But at least I get this new privilege thing out of all this.