OOC Out of Bounds (The ELL OOC Thread)

I think I just did Bardan a favor by opening up a new possibility for next season.

And the Disney version? Pfft.

And this is a double post, I know, but it just had to be said.

**** just hit the fan.

Great post. Excellent way to bring the Senators back.

And he's already bringing the merchandising credits in.

I think Gark's post can be summed up as follows

"Senators, the Franchise!"

"Senators, the Flamethrower!"

"Senators, the perennial Galactic Cup contenders!"

Oh, and my favorite,

"Gark S'rily, the doll!"

*Pulls string*

"May the Force Be With You!"

Now I know what to put on my Xmas list for next year.

To those of you who celebrated Christmas yesterday, I hope it was a truly great one for you all! But it got me thinking about if I was Santa what I'd leave under the tree for everybody in the game...

@Bardan_Jusik Some extra rocket fuel for Taab's beskar'gam because after this season I think he'd just want to get away from it all for a while
@CPL_Macja A fire extinguisher for Setarcos so he can put out all the explosions that keep happening around his team
@Dubya_Scott A pair of boxers for Med Braden
@jcgoble3 A shiny new candy apple red speeder for Marte because everybody deserves a retirement toy, complete with a garage door clicker so he can open and close the new roof on Euceron Stadium whenever he feels like it
@Jedi Gunny A copy of The Worst Case Scenario Survival Guide because chances are Gark will probably have a lot of use for it, no matter what happens
@JediMaster_1977 A gift card for Outback Steakhouse because I'd really enjoy seeing Zeke and Jenna go out on an honest-to-goodness date
@Liam_Vehn The boxed set of Peyton Manning's Get In Shape Now! DVD set because the Smugglers could really use a Peyton-like bounce-back out of Chambers next season (can someone be named team MVP for being injured and showing she's the most valuable player by how terrible the team is without her?)
@Runjedirun A pair of new shiny pom poms for Lucie so she can strut her stuff in the GCLA Playoffs
@Teegirloo A year's membership to the Slushie of the Month Club for Sam Poland

And what would I find at the bottom of my pack of presents for myself when the night was done? Why, that's easy. Left and right socks for Alana because #somebodyfixedthat.

Could that possibly be the best post we've ever had in this thread?

The Twelve Days of a Limmie Christmas, brought to you by Gunny:



On the first day of Christmas, Limmie gave to me . . .

A Galactic Cup trophy in a tree.

On the second day of Christmas, Limmie gave to me . . .

Two coaches quitting, and a Galactic Cup trophy in a tree.

On the third day of Christmas, Limmie gave to me . . .

Three Hanson brothers, two coaches quitting, and a Galactic Cup trophy in a tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Limmie gave to me . . .

Four Forwards scoring, three Hanson brothers, two coaches quitting, and a Galactic Cup trophy in a tree.


On the fifth day of Christmas, Limmie gave to me . . .

Five Pairs of Shorts . . . Four forwards scoring, three Hanson brothers, two coaches quitting, and a Galactic Cup trophy in a tree.


On the sixth day of Christmas, Limmie gave to me . . .

Six playoff teams, FIVE PAIRS of SHORTS . . . Four forwards scoring, three Hanson brothers, two coaches quitting, and a Galactic Cup trophy in a tree.


On the seventh day of Christmas, Limmie gave to me . . .

Seven Senators protesting, Six playoff teams, FIVE PAIRS of SHORTS . . . Four forwards scoring, three Hanson brothers, two coaches quitting, and a Galactic Cup trophy in a tree.


On the Eight Day of Christmas, Limmie gave to me . . .

Eight Phil Brooks Stitches, Seven Senators protesting, Six playoff teams, FIVE PAIRS of SHORTS . . . Four forwards scoring, three Hanson brothers, two coaches quitting, and a Galactic Cup trophy in a tree.


On the ninth day of Christmas, Limmie gave to me . . .

Nine player teams, Eight Phil Brooks Stitches, Seven Senators protesting, Six playoff teams, FIVE PAIRS of SHORTS . . . Four forwards scoring, three Hanson brothers, two coaches quitting, and a Galactic Cup trophy in a tree.


On the tenth day of Christmas, Limmie gave to me . . .

Ten Fans rioting, Nine player teams, Eight Phil Brooks Stitches, Seven Senators protesting, Six playoff teams, FIVE PAIRS of SHORTS . . . Four forwards scoring, three Hanson brothers, two coaches quitting, and a Galactic Cup trophy in a tree.


On the eleventh day of Christmas, Limmie gave to me . . .

Eleven Seasons played . . . Ten Fans rioting, Nine player teams, Eight Phil Brooks Stitches, Seven Senators protesting, Six playoff teams, FIVE PAIRS of SHORTS . . . Four forwards scoring, three Hanson brothers, two coaches quitting, and a Galactic Cup trophy in a tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Limmie gave to me . . .


Twelve hotshot rookies. Eleven Seasons played, Ten Fans rioting, Nine player teams, Eight Phil Brooks Stitches, Seven Senators protesting, Six playoff teams, FIVE PAIRS of SHORTS . . . Four forwards scoring, three Hanson brothers, two coaches quitting, and a Galactic Cup trophy in a tree.

Now it's finished.

@Trieste should be happy that I didn't put any Miners zingers in there.

Did my edit make the song a bit more palatable?

I was waiting for it as I was reading through.

And I have always been a big fan of this song in particular among the John Denver and Muppets Christmas album so well done!

The best one was "eight Phil Brooks stitches".

Great job, Gunny!

I'm just wondering who the twelve hotshot rookies are?

Sent from a Galaxy far away via R2-N6

Wow, you mentioned the Hanson brothers 10 times! I totally lost my train of thought now.



Yea, yea, not the Hanson's you were thinking of....but I was.

I have no idea how in the hell we'll get any of this into the game. Unless they already have a "12 Days of Life Day" song in the SW universe.