*crawls out from under bar*

Hey!

Where's MY umbrella?! Am I not good enough for an ummmbellla?

Am goin' back to uni at shome ungodly hour tomorrow, ish reashon ennuff fer umbler if ya ashkin me....

*falls off bar stool again*

More beer! With an um-bellra-thingumy-wotsit in it!

 

I'll check in the storeroom to see if we have any um-bellra-thingumy-wotsits.

 

Much obliged

So, does this place get busy on a Friday night, or what?

 

You would think so, wouldn't you?

Maybe that mysterious podrace that never happened will turn up

 

*drinks a quiet pint by himself*
Some days are slower than others.

 

*enters the bar and looks around*

Damon a beer for me, please!

*sits down and awaits the ordered drink*

 

*hands Hans-Olo a beer*

There you are. I should be online for about, ohh, another hour, hour and a half. Get your drink orders in now

 

*takes the beer*

Thanks Damon!
Noone here, seems to be that the bar isnt running very well ?

 

*walks in the nightclub, flashes his body tattoo and sith lightsaber, and gets drunk*

 

It's not that busy, yeah, but we get the odd amusing case drop in

Like a drink, Smuggler?

 

Ack, my time is really short tonight. I need to go offline, back tomorrow

*leaves a random drink for Smuggler*

 

*sneaks into the bar*
Barkeeperl, a bottle of champagne, please!
I'm thirsty
*starts reading the soccer results*
Damn! My team lost again

 

Whew.

I've run about all over campus, filled in forms, queued for four (FOUR!!!) hours just to hand in one bit of paper, and am officially knackered.

Why we can't do as America does and enrol for university online, I don't know. Perhaps they think queuing is good for the character. Needless to say, FIGSers don't appreciate queues

*whinge over*

A drink, please, Damon. Something with a double. You can put in on my tab.

Something wrong with the football, Hans?

 

*hands Hans a bottle of champagne*

*gives Ariadne a double gin-and-tonic*

This is turning into the FIGS watering hole

 

I've run about all over campus, filled in forms, queued for four (FOUR!!!) hours just to hand in one bit of paper, and am officially knackered.
What's the prob. I grew up in the former German Democratic Republic. There we were used to enter queues. If there was a queue, you entered it, you didnt know why, but there might be a possility get exotic fruits like bananas, or ketchup ...
That was a life!

This is turning into the FIGS watering hole
I would like to call it The FIGS Supply station.

 

good morning everyone!!! HJ saying hi !! keep it simple and clean!!

 

Well, I fit the bill for both of those

Guys, I've had an idea. How about a talent contest for the Outlander Nightclub? The Bith band won't be able to make it next week, and the Twi'lek dancing girls are a bit understaffed at the moment.

The contest will start from today. Post here with your act, and the best performer can get the bookings

 

excellent damond..i'll go home rehearse..and come back tonite with my act! sweet!

 

What's the prob. I grew up in the former German Democratic Republic. There we were used to enter queues. If there was a queue, you entered it, you didnt know why, but there might be a possility get exotic fruits like bananas, or ketchup ...
That was a life!

There's nothing wrong with queuing per se, it's the fact that it could easily have been done electronically that irritated me. And I have an aversion to filling in forms

Still, it could've been worse. I could've tried to enrol at the wrong university, which some guy at Swansea did last year. He was supposed to be at Surrey or Sheffield or something

excellent damond..i'll go home rehearse..and come back tonite with my act!

I am my act.

*slides off stool again*

 

What about a Karaoke-Contest?
Singing some beautiful songs .

 

Ariadne has Drunken Seat Sliding...Hans is threatening us with Karaoke...and Ian alone knows what Homeless will do...

This is going well

 

Any other talented performers looking for a chance to show off?

 

What about your talent, Damon?

No, don't tell me. Gimme three guesses.

1. *burst of force-lightning*

 

2. Refusing to give drinks if provoked

 

I wouldn't dare provoke you

3. Picking on innocent FIGSers.