Outlander Nightclub : The AOTC Social Thread

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by DamonD, Sep 16, 2003.

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  1. DamonD Manager Emeritus

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    4. Getting the 100th post. Wooooo!

    Well, it looks like we could have a nice big booking coming up. The FIGS thread is looking to celebrate the return of one of their senior members, Jedi_Surazan, with a party. The Outlander Nightclub is the chosen venue :)

    So, I'll be hoping for some good cabaret acts here.
  2. Ariadne Jedi Master

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    If you think I'm going to sing, you can think again ;)

    I hear Palaptine: The Musical is coming into town soon, maybe you could book them.



  3. Hans-Olo Force Ghost

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    *enters the bar*
    Damon, a beer please
    *sits down, waits for the beer*
  4. Ariadne Jedi Master

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    *joines the queue*

    So, booked an act yet?

  5. Hans-Olo Force Ghost

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    Maybe we should perform a classic scene of Homer Simpson. I'm already practising:
    D' oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!
  6. Ariadne Jedi Master

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    Or Mr Burns:

    Eeeeeexcellent.... *clicks fingertips together*


  7. Jedi_Lord_Windu Jedi Master

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  8. Hans-Olo Force Ghost

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    Or, what about:
    [Homer]Hmm Donuts, hmmmmmm[/Homer]
  9. DamonD Manager Emeritus

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    *bursts in*

    Sorry guys, I've been busy. Good lord, has no-one bothered to dust around?

    *furiously cleans up the bar*

    Right then. Outlander Nightclub is open for business again. As soon as I wake you guys up.
  10. Ariadne Jedi Master

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    [krusty]Hey-hey-hey kids![/krusty]

    I'm awake! I'm always with it, me. Life and soul of the party and all that. But I don't do dusting. That's what we keep you for, DamonD 8-}








  11. Lord-Schnapsdrossel Jedi Knight

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    *enters the bar with new outfit*
    Look how beautiful my sock is ;).
    Damon, a beer for me!
    *walks over to the Juke Box*
    *puts coin in*
    Ahh music!
  12. DamonD Manager Emeritus

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    *dusts around*

    *gives Lord-Schnapsdrossel a drink*

    May I comment you on your excellent name, sir. A fine score in Scrabble, too.
  13. Ariadne Jedi Master

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    Lord Schnapsdrossel, hmmm? Have we met before? ;)

    A double vodka and Red Bull please, Damon. I've just had an unpleasant first lecture and I rather think that I'd like to fall off my stool again.

    Does the jukebox do the Manics?


    EDIT: *buys DamonD a feather duster and apron*

    M'afraid the store was out of Mr Muscle.




  14. homeless_jedi Jedi Youngling

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    homeless_jedi presents:

    the homeless kart dance!

    [image=http://www.ipoet.com/images/gijoe22a.jpg]

    and thats the show everybody!
  15. Ariadne Jedi Master

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    *applauds homeless_jedi*

    That's a nice shirt.

  16. DamonD Manager Emeritus

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    Wow! :eek:

    That shirt alone puts Homeless way in the lead. Ariadne's falling-off-a-stool act is good, but a little passe :p

    *gives Ariadne a double vodka and Red Bull*

    Enjoy. You may notice that I've fitted your usual bar stool with a padded base, for your head to softly bounce off rather than the floor when you inevitably pitch earthwards.
  17. Ariadne Jedi Master

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    Thank you, Damon. You're so kind *simpers*

    Ariadne's falling-off-a-stool act is good, but a little passe :p

    [Amidala]We will see.[/Amidala]


  18. homeless_jedi Jedi Youngling

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    thank u :D i worked very hard for that dance..
  19. Ariadne Jedi Master

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    It seems that DamonD has left the bar unattended...

    Quick! Change all the taps over!

  20. Lord-Schnapsdrossel Jedi Knight

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    May I comment you on your excellent name, sir. A fine score in Scrabble, too.
    It's german slang for a person who drunk too much ;).

    the homeless kart dance
    Nice pic homeless :D.

    Damon I want Ariadne's drink too, please.
  21. Ariadne Jedi Master

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    Bad day, huh? Or is that just an attempt to live up to the name?

    You'll never out-drink me! Wheeeeeeee!!!!!

  22. Lord-Schnapsdrossel Jedi Knight

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    No I dont want your drink, I want another one with same incredients ;) :p.
  23. Ariadne Jedi Master

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    You'll have to help yourself, the bar seems to be unoccupied at the moment ;)

  24. DARTH_CHINA Force Ghost

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    *comes in*

    Excellent dance, Homeless! You're the best! ;) :)

    Dear barkeeper, may I suggest that you don't give Ariadne any vodka anymore. She's becoming more paranoiac than she'll admit. ;) Look what happened to Stalin! :eek: :p

    *throws away Ariadne's vodka*

    Here, a nice glass of wather. [face_devil]

  25. Ariadne Jedi Master

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    Curses! I'm busted.

    Don'wan' water. Wan' vodka.

    I knew you were following me, China.

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