JCC Outrageous baby names of 2013 are

http://t.living.msn.com/family-parenting/the-most-outrageous-baby-names-of-2013-1

Girls
Vanellope, 63
Burklee, 10
Pistol, 9
Happiness, 8
Pemberley, 8
Envie, 7
Prim, 7
Rarity, 7
Avaa, 6
Charlemagne, 6
Kinzington, 6
Prezlee, 6
Ransom, 5
Rebelle, 5
Sierraleone, 5
Siqi, 5
Snowy, 5
Temprince, 5
Boys
Rydder, 10
Jceion, 10
Hatch, 8
Tuf, 8
Lloyal, 7
Psalms, 7
Xzaiden, 7
Charger, 6
Forever, 6
Kyndle, 6
Power, 6
Warrior, 6
Gospel, 5
Kaptain, 5
Subaru, 5
Vice, 5

 

Rebelle, those parents are tools.

 

Beezel, you’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

 

these baby names are outrageous!

 

It's all perception I love studying names.

 

My question is what kind of baby names makes you weird? What baby names make you a tool? And what baby names makes you just plain mean as a parent?

 

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None as long as it's legal.

 

those old blues guys had some pretty cruel parents. with names like fats, leadbelly, and blind lemon it's no wonder they sunk into a lifelong depression.

 

I knew a hippie couple who named their kid Diggidy Dank.

Also...

 

I know an adult who's name is Ransom, she's quite normal actually.

 

I actually like Ransom and Charlemagne, though in the case of the former it just...wouldn't work. Like, it SOUNDS nice, but...just...no.

The rest....yeah.

 

Or sold the naming rights of their child to Nerf:

 

I may just name my first son Xzaiden to annoy beezel.

 

unheard of. where are the parents?!

 

I kinda like "Forever".

Seems more like a girl's name than a boy's name, though.

 

What happened to the good old days, when boys named anything other than Michael, Matthew, Joseph or John were ridiculed and bullied endlessly. Kids named Roland, for example.

And I assume that if you name your boy Kaptain, then Krunch as a middle name is obligatory.

Suddenly Soda and Seven seem almost normal.