title: Overall Enthusiasm topic: Qui is so pathetic when he is captured with a cuckoo disclaimer: just Quig is a Lucas piece, I don't know who Dooku is, but everyone else is hopefully mine notes: Tweef is weird, but this is a serious story more notes: I got the title when I heard the song thingy on YOUTUBE Tweef and Qui-Gon stood back-to-back. The droids surrounding them, But those dastard reinforcements still haven't come. Qui-Gon but his lip. "We're SO hopeless." "Tweef, you were the one that said we were too young to die." "That was eight minutes ago." "So?" "NOW WE"RE TOO OLD!" And with that, the droids began firing and Tweef began swooning. Qui-Gon sighed and deflected some shots. He was thinking one question. Why must I be with Tweef! Why must I! Why did Master do this to me! Why! Why! Why! Suddenly, as if she had heard his thought, Tweef picked up a blaster and began firing wherever the droids were concentrated. "Down droid! Down to Yomama! And stop firing at the girl, that's SOOOOOOO -ist!" Qui-Gon would have groaned if he had wanted to get flying sand into his mouth. Tweef was such an idiot. "Me no dummie these days- I just got another one!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Slowly, the droids all collasped into smoking piles of rubble that Tweef found joy in jumping over. Qui-Gon lay on his back and ignored the rash that was spreading on his back due to overheat. His hair was damp and his vision was getting foggy. After his breathing slowed to normal, he rose punched Tweef in the gut. Tweef rose one eyebrow, and then immediately went into hysterics about the wrinkles she just got. There was nothing to do but sigh. Just then, more droids arrived.