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JCC OZK's Foreskin Restoration Progress Thread

Discussion in 'Community' started by Whitey, Oct 2, 2012.

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  1. Darth-Lando

    Darth-Lando Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Once the foreskin restoration is complete I look forward to a detailed list of how OZK's life has improved.
     
  2. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    He should make a movie about it.

    Unfortunately, the title Frankenweenie is already taken.
     
  3. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Master star 5

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    So is this thread now equal in surface area to the lost foreskins of the JCC? If so, can we just cut it off here?
     
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  4. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    It will only be restored due to popular demand in the future. In this day and age you CAN come back later and cap these things off.
     
  5. TheModFavorite

    TheModFavorite Jedi Master star 4

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    ozk, has it grown back yet?
     
  6. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Come on, people, this post is classic. Let's give it some love. I mean, that's funny.
     
  7. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    The problem is that there have been several cult classic films with OZK written all over them. There is an autonomous zombified penis inching its way to wreak havoc in ReAnimator 2. There are far more vulgar variants in more indie films. Troma has this covered in spades. Although, Frankenweenie is a splendid name for OZK's inevitable autobiography. When I see him break down on Dr Phil's couch, I will purchase the book.
     
  8. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I remember there was this guy on another board I visit who insisted that circumcision was the cause of every single attrocity commited in the world. Seriously.
     
  9. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost star 8

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    I just glanced at your signature and thought it said "LET'S GO PENIS!!!"

    *sigh* This thread....
     
  10. TheModFavorite

    TheModFavorite Jedi Master star 4

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    what's the status on your foreskin today? are you at 25% coverage now?
     
  11. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    THEN there was this other dude who claimed it was like being raped. When people pointed out how offensive that was, he said that at least rape victims stopped being raped, but he'd be forever mutilated. (This board is NOT about circumcision, I swear, it just draws some weirdos from time to time)

    Heh. (I WANT TO WATCH HOCKEY!!! Stupid Gary Bettman)
     
  12. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    If someone tied you down and cut off your labia minora while you screamed, would you feel raped?

    If you would not, then fair enough.
     
  13. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    You know what? Go up to a rape victim and tell them being circumcised is worse than being raped. Come back and tell us what happened.
     
  14. Billy_Dee_Binks

    Billy_Dee_Binks Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    AHHHH YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN! Stop or you'll end up dragging every uncircumcised man down with you by making these ill-chosen comparisons. Male and female circumcision are both terrible crimes against the human body and that's that.
    Now get back to your penis and all the best.
     
  15. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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    If anyone chooses to look down on uncircumcised people because they don't like a comparison, that shows their failure, not anyone else's.
     
  16. Billy_Dee_Binks

    Billy_Dee_Binks Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I think people do look down *exactly* to get a comparison, but that doesn't have anything to do with circumcision. It's just where the naughty bits are located. :p
     
  17. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    This has got to be one of the biggest train wreck threads in the history of the JC.

    Right up there with the infamous "cottage cheese yeast infection" thread from 1999....
     
  18. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    People look down on uncircumcised people? When I consider whether a person is worthwhile, foreskin is the very last thing on my mind (actually, it's not on my mind... at all). I'm much more concerned with character than ****ing skin. I guess that's why I can't really understand OZK's feeling that he's damaged, or whatever... foreskin doesn't mean ****.
     
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  19. Billy_Dee_Binks

    Billy_Dee_Binks Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    "Whew! Crazy World, huh? Well don't let it drag you down, son, I..."



    No I agree, they only look down on them as they're checking them out.

    (I think I've just worked out a penis comparison variation on Abbott and Costello's "Who's on First?" routine.)
     
  20. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    This is the second time, in equally as many days, that I've been inspired to post this... :p

     
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  21. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm dead serious when I say that this thread deserves to be archived. It's one of the best threads in the JCC in a really long time.
     
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  22. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    [face_sick]
     
  23. Billy_Dee_Binks

    Billy_Dee_Binks Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    So I guess a "cottage chesse yeast infected foreskin thread" will inevitably follow, to trump it all?
     
  24. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    No that would be the the "OZK Proud Head Cheese Maker" thread.
     
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  25. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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