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JCC OZK's Foreskin Restoration Progress Thread

Discussion in 'Community' started by Whitey, Oct 2, 2012.

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  1. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi

    Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    Ditto. Way too much information. And I thought I was bad, mentioning when I have medical stuff done, but not to the detail of this nor as personal.
     
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  2. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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    Blame Luke for that. :p
     
  3. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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  4. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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  5. Jedi_Reject_Jesse

    Jedi_Reject_Jesse Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    And you decided to just repair the foreskin instead of giving yourself a 15 inch dong?
     
  6. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Well, he did say the skin they take off is "15 inches", so maybe that's the idea?
     
  7. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    Skin grows. Skin. Not everything it's covering up.
     
  8. FamousAmos

    FamousAmos VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    OZK, you're a nice enough person, but I don't care about your foreskin, and neither does the internet. /PSA.
     
  9. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    [​IMG]
     
  10. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    If you think this is profound... just wait until he discovers that they cut off his umbilical cord without his consent...
     
  11. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    That's an easy fix. All he has to do is shove a length of sausage into his belly button.
     
  12. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Does stretching penis skin hurt? If so, do you like it?
     
  13. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    Yeah and I mean I know we entered this thread, which is fine, I'm not complaining about that. But it's the title, so even if you didn't, you still have to see that. Multiple times a day. Every day. Joy.
     
  14. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Circumcision reversal would be better... not awesome, or anything... but better.
     
  15. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    OZK. You can still use your penis. Your tissue isn't as sensitive, and this makes your penis sad. Maybe you should be more concerned about other things instead of this entirely inconsequential piece of your body. I'm sorry that you won't have the kind of sexual experience you've only dreamed of, really I am(not even a little bit). But, please, just for a second, stop crying about your penis and think about all of the other amazing things you have going for you. All of the privileges you have. All of the things you could be doing besides stretching your penis skin because you feel like you've been deformed. I hope maybe one day you can get over this, because, quite frankly, it's making me a little sick to know how bad you think you have it.
     
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  16. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    Yeah, grow some thicker skin-- uhh, you know what I mean.
     
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  17. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    soitscometothis is god...


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  18. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    I'm still trying to fathom 15 square inches of tissue coming off a newborn baby. :confused:
     
  19. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It's the "must purge myself with fire" bit that really sells that cover.
     
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  20. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    What he's referring to is the size of the foreskin at adulthood (how big that area will become)... it's not 15 square inches when it's removed at infancy.

    http://www.noharmm.org/snip.htm

    ^^ Contains an illustration of a paynus.
     
  21. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    I knew that. Actually meant as a tease of him thinking on the maximum amount, didn't know every size penis looses 15 inches.
     
  22. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    I'm lovin' "TMI Comics Group"...
     
  23. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    I don't see what the big freaking deal is. I was circumcised as an infant, and I don't bear any ill will towards my parents for it (they always said they had my brother and I circumcised for hygiene reasons). It's much ado about nothing, if you ask me.
     
  24. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    And yet you post in this thread along with scores of other people. You sir, disprove yourself.
     
  25. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Tom said it best...

     
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