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JCC OZK's Foreskin Restoration Progress Thread

Discussion in 'Community' started by Whitey, Oct 2, 2012.

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  1. Coruscant

    Coruscant Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    You're still going to Hell, man. Keep trying, though! Reach for the stars! [face_dancing]
     
  2. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Cool. Hey, you think they have circumcision in the GFFA? :p (I'm guessing the Vong do)
     
  3. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    WDNDCPISWITJCC
     
  4. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I'm pretty proud that a thread about my penis is over 200 posts.
     
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  5. Coruscant

    Coruscant Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Awww, he edited out and replaced his previous reply which had the words "penis" and "millimeters" too close to each other. [face_love]
     
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  6. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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  7. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I decided it was impolite to brag.

    ALTERNATE VERSION:

    I decided I didn't want people to make fun of me.


    You choose to believe whichever reply you wish.
     
  8. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    I don't think you have a problem with people making fun of you, being that you make it so easy for them to do so. :p
     
  9. Coruscant

    Coruscant Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    But you still bragged, anyway!

    I think I shall unretire and interview you for PEOPLE. Oooh, maybe I'll do a wocky/Paul double-issue and not say who said what and let people guess! It'll be like a game. How fun!
     
  10. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Well, I'll just make all my answers "ICTYTT" to make it a challenge for people.
     
  11. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    if you made that hooded snake your avatar it would be really funny.
     
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  12. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    DO IT!

    Here, I cropped it for you... it's ready to go.

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Coruscant

    Coruscant Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    A little white pope hat could be just as funny yet pious, too!
     
  14. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Thanks harps!

    Coruscant, the Pope just happens to be intact, you know.
     
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  15. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Love it. :p
     
  16. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Master star 5

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    Thanks tom, just thanks. Its not bad enough that he's got his penis in one thread? Now he's got to stick it in all of them?
     
  17. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Not just penis, a penis with a foreskin. :cool:
     
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  18. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Master star 5

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    At this point its getting be more like boreskin, amirite?
     
  19. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Heh, that's hysterical!
    Better than "Foreskin Man". (No, seriously, it's a real comic. Seriously anti-semetic, too. One of the villains is the Monster Mohel. I **** you not.)
     
  20. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    In the superpowers thread, I linked to a Foreskin Man comic.
     
  21. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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  22. Billy_Dee_Binks

    Billy_Dee_Binks Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    OZK, you have my support in your restoration attempt, HOWEVER, that new avatar of yours isn't doing us uncircumcised men any favour to gain acceptance among other Americans. On the contrary, actually. [face_sick]

    And that's most certainly not helping.[face_shame_on_you]

    Anyway, this male butchering based on non-medical emergency reasons needs to stop. We're living in the 21st century. Medically, but more important religiously it's a stupid relic tradition, installed to take away a man's one sensitive pleasure zone, backed by outdated sanitary reasons. Thankfully doctors are starting to refuse circumcision in certain countries. Bare a few medical exceptions, there is no logical reason for it to exist any longer, especially with the First World's access to hygiene.
     
  23. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Master star 5

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    Our one sensitive pleasure zone?
     
  24. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    Yeah man, don't forget the butt!
     
  25. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    So having the foreskin makes pleasurable activities that much more awesome?
     
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