P E E P H O L E Interviews, Issue II: Special Update Issue!

It's been a while now since I started to do P E E P H O L E, so I thought it might be fun to revisit each previous interviewee and to ask each a few questions in order to sort of bring the JCC up-to-date. As an added bonus, I've asked each interviewee to give a quote about a previous P E E P H O L E interviewee. Enjoy!

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Up first we have [b][color=white]epic[/color][/b]!

[b]1. How does it feel to have been asked to answer some questions for this update?[/b]

I feel very special and am deeply honoured.

[b]2. On a scale of 1-10 with 1 being Pooruscant and 10 being Outstanding, how would you rate my ability to conduct and put out an issue of P E E P H O L E in a timely fashion? Any additional comments?[/b]

10. Sometimes you shock even myself at how quickly you conduct an interview and publish it via a message board thread. I should really ask YOU how you do it. Poignant questions, light humour, a little bit of banter, even quotes. Amazing.

[b]3. How has you life changed as a result of having had your very own issue of P E E P H O L E?
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Just the other day I was posting on the YJCC message board forum and someone said to me, "that was a really great interview you did last year". I said, "why thank you", and went about my day. It's the little things like that that make it all worthwhile. Being there for the little people. And when I say little people I don't mean, like, actual little people - just those who aren't special enough to have warranted a PEEPHOLE interview. Which is a lot. A lot.


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[blockquote][i]epic has a 9 inch penis. It's spectacular.[/i]

[b]~epic[/b][/blockquote]


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[b]4. If England win the World Cup, and Beckham has been permitted to sit in the dugout with the team, in your expert opinion, will he pull a David May at the trophy presentation?
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Yes.

[b]5. Actually, finding out that the P E O P L E issue is still on after thinking it was off has sucked all of the energy out of me. I feel like I've been kicked in the gut. I don't have the energy to go on. Just make up a question and answer it. It's nothing personal. I'm not angry with you. You're an interesting guy and there are tons of questions that I want answers from you for but well...I'm just done...because I don't give a **** anymore.[/b]

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Erm. Ok... whatever man. Take it easy, I guess?

I'm no interviewer, so hopefully this one is OK for you.

5. You lived in Australia for a long time. Can you throw a boomerang?

Indeed I can. I forgot how to do it for a long time, mind you, but it came back to me.

Thank you, and goodnight.


[b]Thank you, [color=white]epic[/color]![/b]


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[u]Previous issues[/u]

1. [link=http://boards.theforce.net/your_jedi_council_community/b10008/30363362/p1/]epic[/link]


[i]in the next? P E E P H O L E Interview:[/i]

[i]Darth_Ignant learns to count to 7. But despite his great achievement, also unleashes a tremendous rant against the numbers 1 through 6. And possibly even the letters F and A.[/i]

 

Good interview Little e, I am forever changed!!!!

Can't wait for Ignant's.

 

This is a good idea. I didn't think Ignant was even around anymore.

 

epic has a 9 inch penis. It's spectacular.

~epic

LOL... great interview, Roper and epic.

 

this is poignant and timely work. i foresee several major awards in your future, JoseEnchilada, or at least several cease and desist letters.

 

Too many caps to be a real epic interview. I ACCUSE YOU, JOSE MOURINHO!

 

I'm in awe of the in depth and fascinating information contained in this interview.

 

I'm in awe that I didn't have to wait until menopause before it was posted.

 

Wait a minute... this is TRUE! I don't even remember the last time I saw epic capitalize the letter i... or any letter, for that matter.

 

I knew it was a good idea to include quotes.

 

He also said little e had a 9 inch penis, but I didn't see anyone disputing that.

 

little e big P?

 

Do you have evidence to the contrary?
















If so... hook me up, 'kay?

 

It's a lot catchier than 2 girls one cup, that's for sure.

 

i use capitals for official documents. i am offended that peephole (lol) would think i didn't come up with that golden material all on my own.

in conclusion, my penis > your penis

 

I just want to post in this thread.

 

How do guys measure anyway? Do they use rulers or just eyeball it? Seems really odd!






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Er... from tip to base?



You asked.

 

IS IT WITH A RULER???? Perhaps a tape measure?

 

Probably a ruler... or sewing measuring tape... that stuff is more flexible, you see.

 

I am a fan of this discussion.

 

Why? Is it to get fitted for something? Is it to look as ridiculous as possible?

 

Some people enjoy exploring their bodies... nothing wrong with that.

 

Do they also bring a cartographer along? Is that the purpose of the measuring?