Padme is evil!

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  1. ElfStar Jedi Master

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    And notice she accuses Dooku of being behind the attacks even though it would make no sense for him to be! Padme IS evil! :eek:
  2. Daughter_Of_TheForce Jedi Master

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    [face_shocked] I forgot all about that! How could she know?

    [face_mischief]
  3. Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus

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    DANGER! ALERT! HUMOR THREAD!
  4. Oakessteve Manager Emeritus

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    No one's seemed to found it funny so far, though :( .
  5. Lurking_Around Jedi Grand Master

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    LMAO JenX!!!!

    So, if Anakin is Anya, Padme is Xander???

    [face_laugh]

    I just hope no one equates Kenobi and Qui Gon with Willow and Tara...

    [face_mischief]
  6. SithLord127 Jedi Knight

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    Damn right, every Tuesday on UPN and F/X when I can catch it, Anya thinks bunnies are evil.
  7. Barra_Jedi Force Ghost

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    I find this thread very funny
  8. LittleJedi Jedi Master

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    cbjedi, I have found a fatal flaw in your argument.

    how can this lovely face be evil

    [image=http://www.natalieportman.com/images/movies/swep2/forbiddenlove21.jpg]


    Yet we all know that this face is evil:

    [image=http://www.theforce.net/multimedia/archive/Images/Episode_1/Characters/Anakin_Skywalker/starwars84.jpg]

    Therefore, by the sum of the left hypotenuse and the right angle of the velocity of a black hole, we can conclude that:

    bunnies + innocent = evil

    and

    anakin + innocent = evil

    which when simplified and factorised, gives us:

    padme + innocent = evil

    Well there you have it!

    Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen for your time. May I now propose that we form an angry mob and track this evil woman down.
  9. Lurking_Around Jedi Grand Master

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    padme + innocent = evil

    Padme innocent? That's a pretty big asssumption

    [face_mischief]
  10. Punisher Jedi Master

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    Padme is not evil! The PT takes place just takes place during certain times of the month... that's all! ;)

    Obviously there are cycles in the GFFA that are different then they are here on Earth! :D
  11. jaja7799 Jedi Knight

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    Padme is not evil, but her alter ego Portman is!(although she is really really hot)

    Did I mention what a great actress she is!Wow!
  12. Punisher Jedi Master

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    SW: EP 3: PMS!













    ;)

    Now we know why Ani went to the Dark Side!
  13. black_saber Force Ghost

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    Okay padme is so not evil at all. my god help me to tell these people to understand.
  14. Daughter_Of_TheForce Jedi Master

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  15. Oakessteve Manager Emeritus

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    "Okay padme is so not evil at all. my god help me to tell these people to understand. "

    Retract post or proof!
  16. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Of course she's evil. You can almost see the thought bubble over her head when she's kneeling next to her dying decoy handmaiden:

    "Works like a charm, every time."


  17. jedi_master_ousley Manager Emeritus

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    "We are brave your highness"

    Yes, SHE is brave because she's not the one dressed up as queen, therefore they won't try as hard to kill her. DUH!
  18. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    "Dear Queen Jamillia,

    The weather here on Coruscant is great, but I already miss Naboo. Hope you are doing well. Jar Jar sends his love. Give Sio Bibble a big kiss from me.

    Yours,

    Padme

    P.S. PLEASE SEND MORE DECOYS!!!
    "

  19. Lurking_Around Jedi Grand Master

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    Give Sio Bibble a big kiss from me

    I knew it! I knew it!!!!

    She never goes for her own age, eh? It's either young boys or dying old men!

    [face_mischief]
  20. LittleJedi Jedi Master

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    Next thing we know she'll be hitting on Yoda... [face_mischief]

    Or wait.. perhaps Dooku..

    PADME: You don't want to bring down the Republic and bring an end to Democracy. *coquettish wink*

    DOOKU: Well that's more powerful than a Jedi Mind Trick.... *makes note to immediately leave the Separatists.*




    LittleJedi
  21. young_padme Jedi Knight

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    Ewww!


    She is like Slavegirl now ........ she is going for evil old men with beards! :p
  22. slavegirl Jedi Master

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    :eek:

    How could you compare me to Padmé? That makes me feel so... dirty. :(
  23. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Force Ghost

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    LittleJedi,

    Your formula from previous post:

    Therefore, by the sum of the left hypotenuse and the right angle of the velocity of a black hole, we can conclude that:

    bunnies + innocent = evil

    and

    anakin + innocent = evil

    which when simplified and factorised, gives us:

    padme + innocent = evil


    Um, forgive me for noticing, but Padme was not part of the original equation. Now, my memory of algebra may be faulty, but I thought an equation could only be solved by what was present from the beginning, not by adding something at the end? :D

    Or are you using Logic?

    Lady Sami



  24. Oakessteve Manager Emeritus

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    Maths, particularlu algebra is especially evil. Far more evil than Padme. And she's really evil!
  25. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Force Ghost

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    Oakssteve,

    Logic is far more evil than math! Examples follow:

    Using logic, one can deduce that 100% of all babies born in the US have mothers.

    Also, in "Thru the LookingGlass," Alice asked the flowers why they could talk. The flower answered her by saying that "In Wonderland, the Flowers are in hard beds. In the real world, they are in soft beds. If you're in a soft bed, you are asleep. If you are asleep, you don't talk.

    The flowers in Wonderland, being in hard beds, are awake, so they talk!

    Perfectly logical! Vulcan tea, anyone?

    I think Padme is evil because in TPM, she told Qui-Gon he assumed too much! Very cheeky for a 14-yr-old to talk to a Jedi like that, methinks!

    Lady Sami :D
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