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Padme is evil!

Discussion in 'The Phantom Menace' started by Oakessteve, Nov 6, 2002.

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  1. ElfStar

    ElfStar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    And notice she accuses Dooku of being behind the attacks even though it would make no sense for him to be! Padme IS evil! :eek:
     
  2. Daughter_Of_TheForce

    Daughter_Of_TheForce Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_shocked] I forgot all about that! How could she know?

    [face_mischief]
     
  3. Quixotic-Sith

    Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    DANGER! ALERT! HUMOR THREAD!
     
  4. Oakessteve

    Oakessteve Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No one's seemed to found it funny so far, though :( .
     
  5. Lurking_Around

    Lurking_Around Jedi Knight star 6

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    LMAO JenX!!!!

    So, if Anakin is Anya, Padme is Xander???

    [face_laugh]

    I just hope no one equates Kenobi and Qui Gon with Willow and Tara...

    [face_mischief]
     
  6. SithLord127

    SithLord127 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Damn right, every Tuesday on UPN and F/X when I can catch it, Anya thinks bunnies are evil.
     
  7. Barra_Jedi

    Barra_Jedi Jedi Master star 1

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    I find this thread very funny
     
  8. LittleJedi

    LittleJedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    cbjedi, I have found a fatal flaw in your argument.

    [blockquote]how can this lovely face be evil

    [image=http://www.natalieportman.com/images/movies/swep2/forbiddenlove21.jpg][/blockquote]

    Yet we all know that this face is evil:

    [image=http://www.theforce.net/multimedia/archive/Images/Episode_1/Characters/Anakin_Skywalker/starwars84.jpg]

    Therefore, by the sum of the left hypotenuse and the right angle of the velocity of a black hole, we can conclude that:

    bunnies + innocent = evil

    and

    anakin + innocent = evil

    which when simplified and factorised, gives us:

    padme + innocent = evil

    Well there you have it!

    Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen for your time. May I now propose that we form an angry mob and track this evil woman down.
     
  9. Lurking_Around

    Lurking_Around Jedi Knight star 6

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    padme + innocent = evil

    Padme innocent? That's a pretty big asssumption

    [face_mischief]
     
  10. Punisher

    Punisher Jedi Master star 4

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    Padme is not evil! The PT takes place just takes place during certain times of the month... that's all! ;)

    Obviously there are cycles in the GFFA that are different then they are here on Earth! :D
     
  11. jaja7799

    jaja7799 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Padme is not evil, but her alter ego Portman is!(although she is really really hot)

    Did I mention what a great actress she is!Wow!
     
  12. Punisher

    Punisher Jedi Master star 4

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    SW: EP 3: PMS!













    ;)

    Now we know why Ani went to the Dark Side!
     
  13. black_saber

    black_saber Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Okay padme is so not evil at all. my god help me to tell these people to understand.
     
  14. Daughter_Of_TheForce

    Daughter_Of_TheForce Jedi Padawan star 4

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  15. Oakessteve

    Oakessteve Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "Okay padme is so not evil at all. my god help me to tell these people to understand. "

    Retract post or proof!
     
  16. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Of course she's evil. You can almost see the thought bubble over her head when she's kneeling next to her dying decoy handmaiden:

    "Works like a charm, every time."


     
  17. jedi_master_ousley

    jedi_master_ousley Manager Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "We are brave your highness"

    Yes, SHE is brave because she's not the one dressed up as queen, therefore they won't try as hard to kill her. DUH!
     
  18. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "Dear Queen Jamillia,

    The weather here on Coruscant is great, but I already miss Naboo. Hope you are doing well. Jar Jar sends his love. Give Sio Bibble a big kiss from me.

    Yours,

    Padme

    P.S. PLEASE SEND MORE DECOYS!!!
    "

     
  19. Lurking_Around

    Lurking_Around Jedi Knight star 6

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    Give Sio Bibble a big kiss from me

    I knew it! I knew it!!!!

    She never goes for her own age, eh? It's either young boys or dying old men!

    [face_mischief]
     
  20. LittleJedi

    LittleJedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Next thing we know she'll be hitting on Yoda... [face_mischief]

    Or wait.. perhaps Dooku..

    PADME: You don't want to bring down the Republic and bring an end to Democracy. *coquettish wink*

    DOOKU: Well that's more powerful than a Jedi Mind Trick.... *makes note to immediately leave the Separatists.*




    LittleJedi
     
  21. young_padme

    young_padme Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Ewww!


    She is like Slavegirl now ........ she is going for evil old men with beards! :p
     
  22. slavegirl

    slavegirl Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :eek:

    How could you compare me to Padmé? That makes me feel so... dirty. :(
     
  23. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi

    Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    LittleJedi,

    Your formula from previous post:

    Therefore, by the sum of the left hypotenuse and the right angle of the velocity of a black hole, we can conclude that:

    bunnies + innocent = evil

    and

    anakin + innocent = evil

    which when simplified and factorised, gives us:

    padme + innocent = evil


    Um, forgive me for noticing, but Padme was not part of the original equation. Now, my memory of algebra may be faulty, but I thought an equation could only be solved by what was present from the beginning, not by adding something at the end? :D

    Or are you using Logic?

    Lady Sami



     
  24. Oakessteve

    Oakessteve Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Maths, particularlu algebra is especially evil. Far more evil than Padme. And she's really evil!
     
  25. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi

    Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    Oakssteve,

    Logic is far more evil than math! Examples follow:

    Using logic, one can deduce that 100% of all babies born in the US have mothers.

    Also, in "Thru the LookingGlass," Alice asked the flowers why they could talk. The flower answered her by saying that "In Wonderland, the Flowers are in hard beds. In the real world, they are in soft beds. If you're in a soft bed, you are asleep. If you are asleep, you don't talk.

    The flowers in Wonderland, being in hard beds, are awake, so they talk!

    Perfectly logical! Vulcan tea, anyone?

    I think Padme is evil because in TPM, she told Qui-Gon he assumed too much! Very cheeky for a 14-yr-old to talk to a Jedi like that, methinks!

    Lady Sami :D
     
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