Padme is evil!

And notice she accuses Dooku of being behind the attacks even though it would make no sense for him to be! Padme IS evil!

 

[face_shocked] I forgot all about that! How could she know?

 

DANGER! ALERT! HUMOR THREAD!

 

No one's seemed to found it funny so far, though .

 

LMAO JenX!!!!

So, if Anakin is Anya, Padme is Xander???



I just hope no one equates Kenobi and Qui Gon with Willow and Tara...

 

Damn right, every Tuesday on UPN and F/X when I can catch it, Anya thinks bunnies are evil.

 

I find this thread very funny

 

cbjedi, I have found a fatal flaw in your argument.

how can this lovely face be evil

[image=http://www.natalieportman.com/images/movies/swep2/forbiddenlove21.jpg]

Yet we all know that this face is evil:

[image=http://www.theforce.net/multimedia/archive/Images/Episode_1/Characters/Anakin_Skywalker/starwars84.jpg]

Therefore, by the sum of the left hypotenuse and the right angle of the velocity of a black hole, we can conclude that:

bunnies + innocent = evil

and

anakin + innocent = evil

which when simplified and factorised, gives us:

padme + innocent = evil

Well there you have it!

Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen for your time. May I now propose that we form an angry mob and track this evil woman down.

 

padme + innocent = evil

Padme innocent? That's a pretty big asssumption

 

Padme is not evil! The PT takes place just takes place during certain times of the month... that's all!

Obviously there are cycles in the GFFA that are different then they are here on Earth!

 

Padme is not evil, but her alter ego Portman is!(although she is really really hot)

Did I mention what a great actress she is!Wow!

 

SW: EP 3: PMS!















Now we know why Ani went to the Dark Side!

 

Okay padme is so not evil at all. my god help me to tell these people to understand.

 

@ Punisher

 

"Okay padme is so not evil at all. my god help me to tell these people to understand. "

Retract post or proof!

 

Of course she's evil. You can almost see the thought bubble over her head when she's kneeling next to her dying decoy handmaiden:

"Works like a charm, every time."

 

"We are brave your highness"

Yes, SHE is brave because she's not the one dressed up as queen, therefore they won't try as hard to kill her. DUH!

 

"Dear Queen Jamillia,

The weather here on Coruscant is great, but I already miss Naboo. Hope you are doing well. Jar Jar sends his love. Give Sio Bibble a big kiss from me.

Yours,

Padme

P.S. PLEASE SEND MORE DECOYS!!!"

 

Give Sio Bibble a big kiss from me

I knew it! I knew it!!!!

She never goes for her own age, eh? It's either young boys or dying old men!

 

Next thing we know she'll be hitting on Yoda...

Or wait.. perhaps Dooku..

PADME: You don't want to bring down the Republic and bring an end to Democracy. *coquettish wink*

DOOKU: Well that's more powerful than a Jedi Mind Trick.... *makes note to immediately leave the Separatists.*



LittleJedi

 

Ewww!


She is like Slavegirl now ........ she is going for evil old men with beards!

 

How could you compare me to Padmé? That makes me feel so... dirty.

 

LittleJedi,

Your formula from previous post:

Therefore, by the sum of the left hypotenuse and the right angle of the velocity of a black hole, we can conclude that:

bunnies + innocent = evil

and

anakin + innocent = evil

which when simplified and factorised, gives us:

padme + innocent = evil

Um, forgive me for noticing, but Padme was not part of the original equation. Now, my memory of algebra may be faulty, but I thought an equation could only be solved by what was present from the beginning, not by adding something at the end?

Or are you using Logic?

Lady Sami

 

Maths, particularlu algebra is especially evil. Far more evil than Padme. And she's really evil!

 

Oakssteve,

Logic is far more evil than math! Examples follow:

Using logic, one can deduce that 100% of all babies born in the US have mothers.

Also, in "Thru the LookingGlass," Alice asked the flowers why they could talk. The flower answered her by saying that "In Wonderland, the Flowers are in hard beds. In the real world, they are in soft beds. If you're in a soft bed, you are asleep. If you are asleep, you don't talk.

The flowers in Wonderland, being in hard beds, are awake, so they talk!

Perfectly logical! Vulcan tea, anyone?

I think Padme is evil because in TPM, she told Qui-Gon he assumed too much! Very cheeky for a 14-yr-old to talk to a Jedi like that, methinks!

Lady Sami