Memph, TN Padme' Takes It All Off

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  1. Steja_Palex Jedi Master

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    Well, I see that got your attention. Anyway, not sure if she does indeed go "all the way", but I found this early this morning...

    "Natalie Portman's role as a stripper in the upcoming movie, Closer, is an eyeball-scorcher, according to those who've attended early screenings. Natalie also has love scenes with Jude Law in the movie co-starring Julia Roberts due out in December. The stripper sequences will come as something of a shock to young male fans who know her best as Princess Amidala in the Star Wars movies, notes Hollywood columnist Jeffrey Wells."

    Here's the trailer: www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/closer/

  2. WonderPants Jedi Knight

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    Sorry to burst the bubble, but I think seeing her in a bra and panties is as far as it goes. And of course she's not exactly overequipped in the front bumper deparment...
  3. Dork-Vader Star Wars Sketch Card Artist

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    Call me shallow, but that's enough to get me to go see it!

    Oh, BTW- Jessica Alba plays a stripper in the upcoming Frank Miller comic movie 'Sin City'. Don't know what degree of stripping she'll be doing, but the shots of her dancing in front of a blue screen were great!
  4. IrishThunder Jedi Knight

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    Looks good to this fat boy...
  5. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    Thanks to the British tabloids, the French Riviera, and Ben, I've already seen Padme's Amidalas.

    Natalie... as a stripper....

    Why am I feeling the dark, foreboding presence of Elizabeth Berkeley?
  6. Electric_Mayhem Jedi Padawan

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    Only in this case, Natalie can actually act.
  7. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    Elizabeth Berkeley acted in that movie? I must've been distracted.
  8. WonderPants Jedi Knight

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    Salma Hayek In Dusk till Dawn....
  9. Dork-Vader Star Wars Sketch Card Artist

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    Ben wins!

    Heck- Salma in 'Dogma' wasn't bad either!
  10. DarthToddy Jedi Master

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    I wish I could be Jude Law in this movie....lucky lucky man!!!! If Ewan McGregor didn't play young Obi-Wan....I think Jude Law would have been a great alternate choice..........don't you think?
  11. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    I agree, John.

    Now, back to boobies....
  12. Dork-Vader Star Wars Sketch Card Artist

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    Did someone say "boobies"?!
  13. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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  14. WonderPants Jedi Knight

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    Mmmmm....wazzat.....boobies?! Where?

    http://www.natalieempire.com/fileupload/store/e2004-03-00DAI-NataliePortman-Closer-092104.jpg
  15. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    Looks like Natalie as a stripper is going to be about as wild as Julia Roberts as a hooker in Pretty Woman.
  16. WonderPants Jedi Knight

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    I did say you probably wouldn't see much more than Natalie in her underwear. :p

    Of course, you can find a Natalie lookalike who does nude work (and who has a bigger chest...), and there's even a very weird video where someone's Photoshopped
    her head onto a bit of hardcore porn in a loop sequence, so you get to see her half-smiling and blinking all the time while having sex. Freaky.
  17. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    Folks will do anything to see celebs naked, including going through a lot of trouble with Photoshop.
  18. rhonderoo Former Head Admin

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    You guys asked for it.


    [image=http://www.rhonderoo.com/Contents%20Mag%20hayden%20copy.jpg]

    There you go, Trace. ;)

    (I took this this morning...) [face_laugh]




    [image=http://www.rhonderoo.com/hayden%20leand%20back.jpg]


  19. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    Oh, like you'd be posting if he were in your bed, Rhonda! :p (And like he'd be awake.)
  20. rhonderoo Former Head Admin

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    See, I said this morning, not right now.

    Even God had to rest.
  21. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    [face_laugh]

    Good one, Rhonda, good one.

    Can the poor boy walk, or should I go over to Nightmarez and fetch my electric wheelchair for him?
  22. rhonderoo Former Head Admin

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    You might get him the wheelchair... ;)
  23. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    You had to go and hurt him.

    [Alexander Dane voice]You broke the Hayden. You broke the bloody Hayden. I see you managed to get his shirt off.[/Alexander Dane voice]
  24. rhonderoo Former Head Admin

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    One more for the road...

    This time, my Ani.


    How's this for "beefing up"? ;)

    [image=http://www.rhonderoo.com/anakinwindow.jpg]
  25. WonderPants Jedi Knight

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    Getting back to Natalie:

    [image=http://www.aprs62.dsl.pipex.com/hotties/esquire5.jpg]

    [image=http://www.aprs62.dsl.pipex.com/hotties/Natalie1.jpg]


    =P~
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