Paintball #4

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by MOTs_Minx, Apr 2, 2002.

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  1. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    I suggest that we tie anyone who comes to the BBQ but not the paintball to a tree and fire at them en masse

    Kinky.

    You've been reading Richard Layman again, CA you lil tinker
  2. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 13, 2000
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    that or he's been talking to Mentalist.
  3. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    Yeah but the difference being if Mentalist tied me to a tree and tried to shoot me, I'd laugh.
  4. Capt. Mentalist Jedi Master

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    Sep 27, 1999
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    That'd just make it even easier to fire a crapload of pellets down yer already enourmous gob ;)
  5. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    you mean enourmous arse....
  6. Capt. Mentalist Jedi Master

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  7. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 3, 1999
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  8. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    I know the urge to fire your weapons @ me is great gentlemen, but you'll just have to get in the Kiss My (_!_) queue like everyone else.

    Or slip me a tenner.

  9. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    told you she was cheap Jim.
  10. Capt. Mentalist Jedi Master

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    Admission of whoredom? You said it TTG, not I.
  11. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    Everyone has their price. So what if mines 50p and a pound of grapes?

    If you've got it, sell it
  12. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    Jul 21, 1999
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    Jim, put a tenner in TTG's G-string. ;)
  13. Capt. Mentalist Jedi Master

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    And since you can't sell it you give away for free? Tsk tsk
  14. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    I only give freebies to those with particularly bad sweat rash. Not crotch rot, Cap'n. You're outta luck.
  15. Capt. Mentalist Jedi Master

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    Sep 27, 1999
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    TRhank god for that comma ben, I thought you were insinuating i would go near Jabba there. And hey, I dunno what you call that between your legs, but crotch rot would be a step up.
  16. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 30, 2001
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    If you ask for a pound of grapes from the Captain, I'm pretty sure he'll give you seedless.
  17. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    i thought she called it her flower :eek:
  18. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    I dunno, I hear old Jaffa The Hut buys his seeds directly from Chet
  19. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    tis true. Cause I have so much of it.

    //thrusts pelvis at all the girls. and some of the boys.
  20. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    throws a lamb at Chet

    Argh!
  21. Capt. Mentalist Jedi Master

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    Eeeek!!!

    *hides from Chet, hoping his chastity belt will provide protection.
  22. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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  23. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 26, 2000
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    //thrusts pelvis at all the girls. and some of the boys.

    Shouldnt that be the other way around...BGRML?
  24. BGRMonkeyLove Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 3, 2002
    Whassatt? Yeh wants me the other way round?
  25. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    LMAO

    Nah, that's Chet - the one in the boob tube
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