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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by MOTs_Minx, Apr 2, 2002.

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  1. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    I suggest that we tie anyone who comes to the BBQ but not the paintball to a tree and fire at them en masse

    Kinky.

    You've been reading Richard Layman again, CA you lil tinker
     
  2. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    that or he's been talking to Mentalist.
     
  3. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Yeah but the difference being if Mentalist tied me to a tree and tried to shoot me, I'd laugh.
     
  4. Capt. Mentalist

    Capt. Mentalist Jedi Padawan star 4

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    That'd just make it even easier to fire a crapload of pellets down yer already enourmous gob ;)
     
  5. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    you mean enourmous arse....
     
  6. Capt. Mentalist

    Capt. Mentalist Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Same difference really
     
  7. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    ooooh! lol!!
     
  8. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    I know the urge to fire your weapons @ me is great gentlemen, but you'll just have to get in the Kiss My (_!_) queue like everyone else.

    Or slip me a tenner.

     
  9. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    told you she was cheap Jim.
     
  10. Capt. Mentalist

    Capt. Mentalist Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Admission of whoredom? You said it TTG, not I.
     
  11. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Everyone has their price. So what if mines 50p and a pound of grapes?

    If you've got it, sell it
     
  12. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jul 21, 1999
    Jim, put a tenner in TTG's G-string. ;)
     
  13. Capt. Mentalist

    Capt. Mentalist Jedi Padawan star 4

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    And since you can't sell it you give away for free? Tsk tsk
     
  14. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    I only give freebies to those with particularly bad sweat rash. Not crotch rot, Cap'n. You're outta luck.
     
  15. Capt. Mentalist

    Capt. Mentalist Jedi Padawan star 4

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    TRhank god for that comma ben, I thought you were insinuating i would go near Jabba there. And hey, I dunno what you call that between your legs, but crotch rot would be a step up.
     
  16. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    If you ask for a pound of grapes from the Captain, I'm pretty sure he'll give you seedless.
     
  17. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Mar 25, 2000
    i thought she called it her flower :eek:
     
  18. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    I dunno, I hear old Jaffa The Hut buys his seeds directly from Chet
     
  19. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    tis true. Cause I have so much of it.

    //thrusts pelvis at all the girls. and some of the boys.
     
  20. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Mar 25, 2000
    throws a lamb at Chet

    Argh!
     
  21. Capt. Mentalist

    Capt. Mentalist Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Eeeek!!!

    *hides from Chet, hoping his chastity belt will provide protection.
     
  22. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Feel the BGRML
     
  23. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    //thrusts pelvis at all the girls. and some of the boys.

    Shouldnt that be the other way around...BGRML?
     
  24. BGRMonkeyLove

    BGRMonkeyLove Jedi Youngling

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    Apr 3, 2002
    Whassatt? Yeh wants me the other way round?
     
  25. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    LMAO

    Nah, that's Chet - the one in the boob tube
     
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