Saga Palpatine Haiku

Palpatine Haiku
Author: Anakin Starkliller
Requested by: tangled_sphere

cloaked in mystery,
most guarded secret of all:
my first name is 'Al'

My best darkside trick?
ever rub feet on carpet?
well then, check this out!

they stole my precious
Jedi, yes I hates them all
wait, I'm not gollum!

Darth Maul is now dead
I'm without an apprentice
need a Jedi, cheap.

Sith have fasion sense
its a shame to stay hidden
dig those hip black robes

Absolute power
I rule the whole galaxy
but look like a toad

I will finally
kill the son of Skywalker
why am I falling?


Other Haiku in the series:

Wedge Haiku
Yoda Haiku
Chewie Haiku
Artoo Haiku (R2-IQ?)
Jar Jar Haiku
Threepio Haiku

(Some of these can be found at Utapau as well)

 

I will finally
kill the son of Skywalker
why am I falling?




I can almost imagine him actually thinking that....

 

Thanks Anakin!

My best darkside trick?
ever rub feet on carpet?
well then, check this out!

Great job again! The Bogan has guided you well on this one...

 

they stole my precious
Jedi, yes I hates them all
wait, I'm not gollum!

No, you ain't!

He does look like a toad, don't he?

Another great one, Anakin!

 

JalendaviLady: Thank you! Yeah its great fun trying to catch a moment in a character's mind with 17 syllables. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

tangled_sphere: I'm glad you approve. Was it all you hoped for? I don't think the Bogan hand a hand in my poetry, after all I am really making light of the subject no? The Force of Others is with me.

But you gotta wonder how the Sith discovered that lightning trick. I'm thinking it was a Sith party, some were drunk, some passed out, one in his stocking feet...

 

Stormie Shrink: You posted while I was replying to the other two! I'm glad you liked them!

 

Every single one was HILARIOUS! I love these things! I need Jedi, cheap... I loved that part. And the Gollum one... All of them were great!

 

What? Another great haiku by Anakin Starkiller? Yay!
Great work! I loved the part about rubbing his feet on the carpet.

 

Tekli_theInsane: Thank you! Palpatine has been the most difficult so far. I felt that I had to really 'reach' for some of those haiku.

JediSolo13: Did you know that if you did that feet on the carpet trick in the dark, you can actually see the spark sometimes? Another fun thing to do is charge yourself up like that, and give somebody a kiss. The shock always surprises them!