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Palpatine's first name (humor)

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by petmytauntaun, Nov 13, 2002.

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  1. JediJunkie247

    JediJunkie247 Jedi Knight star 5

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    It's Bubba, plain and simple. Because he is originally from Alabama, married his sister and had Anakin at the age of 15. That is why Luke looks like he is the product of some in-breeding in ANH. It also explains the attraction in ANH and the kiss in ESB.
     
    JediJunkie247, Nov 14, 2002
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  2. Master Salty

    Master Salty Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Spanky
     
    Master Salty, Nov 14, 2002
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  3. Yodas_Blade

    Yodas_Blade Jedi Youngling

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    Spanky Palpatine? :D :D :D

    I say Max.
     
    Yodas_Blade, Nov 14, 2002
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  4. JediJunkie247

    JediJunkie247 Jedi Knight star 5

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    How about Alfalfa?

    Or better yet, Froggy.

    Yea, Froggy Palpatine. That has a certain ring to it.
     
    JediJunkie247, Nov 14, 2002
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  5. Rogue_Starbuck

    Rogue_Starbuck Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Maybe it's just Palpatine? Like he only has one name, similar to Madonna, or Roseanne? :D

    R.
     
    Rogue_Starbuck, Nov 14, 2002
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  6. Livi-Wan

    Livi-Wan Jedi Master star 4

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    Algernon Palpatine!
     
    Livi-Wan, Nov 15, 2002
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  7. DarthDrew

    DarthDrew Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Cosmo

    Cosmo Palpatine. I'd love to see him come into the room like Kramer does - Diggide!
     
    DarthDrew, Nov 15, 2002
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  8. Master Salty

    Master Salty Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Barney
     
    Master Salty, Nov 15, 2002
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  9. farraday

    farraday Jedi Knight star 7

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    They-shall-have-like-portionst-to-eat- beside-that-which-cometh-of-the-sale-of-his-patrimony Palpatine.
     
    farraday, Nov 15, 2002
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  10. YouAgain

    YouAgain Jedi Master star 5

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    Tinky Winky
     
    YouAgain, Nov 15, 2002
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  11. Master Salty

    Master Salty Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Spongebob
     
    Master Salty, Nov 15, 2002
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  12. Stentzen

    Stentzen Jedi Master star 2

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    Those are some pretty funny names however his actual name is Herb.
     
    Stentzen, Nov 16, 2002
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  13. MasterWilkin

    MasterWilkin Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Yo, with that schnozz, his first name has to be Groucho.

    And his middle name is Palpitate. Now there's a heck of a thought, umm.. Groucho stop palpitating my palpatine. ick...

    I agree with Luke being inbred. I mean he DID come on to his sister... :)
     
    MasterWilkin, Nov 17, 2002
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  14. sidiousmd

    sidiousmd Jedi Youngling star 2

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    His first name is Roberto
     
    sidiousmd, Nov 17, 2002
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  15. Tupolov

    Tupolov Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    His name is Lenny. Lenny Palpatine, or maybe Homer Palpatine.
     
    Tupolov, Nov 17, 2002
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  16. X-Wing_Pilot5

    X-Wing_Pilot5 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Is Jean-Luc James Tiberius Janeway Benjamin Archer Sisko Palpatine.

    You can see why he shortened it. :D

    God bless,

    X-Wing Pilot 5
     
    X-Wing_Pilot5, Nov 19, 2002
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  17. Livi-Wan

    Livi-Wan Jedi Master star 4

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    Another one:
    Cut-Me-Own-Throat Palpatine!
     
    Livi-Wan, Nov 19, 2002
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  18. NewGuy917

    NewGuy917 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Just flew in from Coruscant and boy is my X-wing tired. I asked the big man, got hit in the @$$ with force lightening when I made fun of it...Cletus Bodine Palpatine
     
    NewGuy917, Nov 19, 2002
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  19. death-sticks

    death-sticks Jedi Padawan star 4

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    annelise
    julian(guy version)
    gary
    mr.
     
    death-sticks, Nov 19, 2002
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  20. Darth-Horax

    Darth-Horax Force Ghost star 6

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    Roy...not the french Roy (pronounced Wah) but Roy as in Ol' Roy the dog food.

    Could be Mel, though?
     
    Darth-Horax, Nov 19, 2002
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  21. death-sticks

    death-sticks Jedi Padawan star 4

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    manny.
    robert.
    joe.
    wilbur.
    howard.
    al.
    herbert.
    ernie.
    william.
    adam.
     
    death-sticks, Nov 19, 2002
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  22. DarthDrew

    DarthDrew Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    My wife seems to think his first name was Mary.

    Palpy had a little secret
    His heart was black as coal
    And everywhere that Palpy went
    His Sith were sure to go

    Yummmm... Lamb. I need dinner.

    Bye!
     
    DarthDrew, Nov 19, 2002
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  23. obi_wan_skiniobi

    obi_wan_skiniobi Jedi Youngling star 2

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    eddie haskell palpatine
     
    obi_wan_skiniobi, Nov 19, 2002
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  24. AERYN_SUN

    AERYN_SUN Jedi Knight star 5

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    james. james palpatine.

    (i think you all know where i got that ;)
     
    AERYN_SUN, Nov 20, 2002
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  25. varza

    varza Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Cain Palpatine

    or

    Vladimir
     
    varza, Nov 20, 2002
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