I have pancake regret. 'Pancake Regret' is a horrid disease that afflicts the average pancake devourer. It starts as a hunger for pancakes, which leads to eating copious amounts of these delicious culinary marvels... and ends in harrowing emotional & physical turmoil with feelings of "I'm surely going to die!"... and swearing to yourself and anyone who you may have shared a meal with... that you will never, ever, ever eat these damnable things again. Until you have dinner plans this very night at IHOP. And, you know that you are weak minded and will forget how ungodly horrible eating pancakes made you feel... and you will forget and get excited for pancakes... and then the vicous circle will start all over again. And the feeling that an Alien impregnated your stomach and is going to burst out of your chest, splattering guts, intestines, and batter all over your wife and friends... what was I typing about again? I'm in the mood for some pancakes, fo real!