'Pancake Regret'

Discussion in 'Archive: Pancakes and Waffles Forum' started by A Chorus of Disapproval, Jul 19, 2011.

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  1. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    I have pancake regret. 'Pancake Regret' is a horrid disease that afflicts the average pancake devourer. It starts as a hunger for pancakes, which leads to eating copious amounts of these delicious culinary marvels... and ends in harrowing emotional & physical turmoil with feelings of "I'm surely going to die!"... and swearing to yourself and anyone who you may have shared a meal with... that you will never, ever, ever eat these damnable things again. Until you have dinner plans this very night at IHOP. And, you know that you are weak minded and will forget how ungodly horrible eating pancakes made you feel... and you will forget and get excited for pancakes... and then the vicous circle will start all over again. And the feeling that an Alien impregnated your stomach and is going to burst out of your chest, splattering guts, intestines, and batter all over your wife and friends... what was I typing about again? I'm in the mood for some pancakes, fo real!
  2. Grand Admiral Strife RSA Emeritus

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    Well, there's your problem, you went to IHOP.

    Denny's is better. In fact, I believe they have an all-you-can-eat promo going on.
  3. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Denny's has whole wheat pancakes. I convince myself that they are healthy while I do the all you can eat promotion. And, then I suffer from pancake regret. These things are evil. Pure yummy evil.
  4. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    I regret that I have not eaten pancakes in several weeks.
  5. TahiriVeilaSolo69 Force Ghost

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    I haven't had pancakes in months :(. But I do know all about the pancake regret. I have that when my Nonna (grandmother) makes me her amazingly delicious pancakes. I will literally stand at the stove and eat them as they come off the pan. Legit lardass.
  6. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Seriously. I always want pancakes... until I finish eating them... and then all I want is for someone to love me enough to assist my suicide to stop the pain. I cannot tell you how many times I have eaten yummy, delicous pancakes in the diner, or Denny's, or IHOP... and then literally laid sideways on the seat in the booth groaning in agony like something demonic is birthing inside my stomach. My wife usually eats less than me, so she is my designated driver.
  7. Grimby Technical Consultant

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    - Another short stack, sir?

    - Short stack?! Make it a full stack. I'm not drivin'.

  8. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Eggs-zactly. It's like you were there. Or at my support group when I shared my testimony.
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