Oceania Pants Wars

And now a quote-a-thon with a difference. Take any reasonable scifi/fantasy/cult flick, quote a related line of dialogue and insert the word 'pants' in it. Your following quote should be related to the line if it's possible. And please indicate the source.

I'll start:

"You take the blue pants, the story ends, you wake up and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pants, and stay in Wonderland...and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes." (Matrix)

 

HaHaHa LM*AO
Great thread bro! Seen if a few times...remember Formula?

"if that earns me the right to go back to my pants then well..thats my mission"

Tom Hanks-Saving Private Ryan

 

Hey, you stole my idea!! We've been doing this for weeks

"we are on a mission from pants" The Blues Brothers.

 

"I have placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this Artoo unit. My father will know how to retrieve them."
(Star Wars)

 

Obi-wan told me what happened to my father. He told me you pantsed him. ESB

 

Look sir, pants!

 

"MMMmmmm...lost his pants Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing!" (AOTC)

 

*why is everyone only using SW quotes? We can use others right?*


"...would you give a guy a pants massage?"
-Vincent
Pulp Fiction

 

Pants. Why does it always have to be pants?

(Indy, for the slower people )

 

"...leave yur pants...they belong to me now"
-********
Kill Bill Volume I

 

How many pants have we got on this ship anyhow? - Spaceballs

 

"Please Sir...could I have some pants?"

Oliver

 

Dude ... where's my pants??

 

"Pants mostly come out at night...mostly..."

Newt

 

"Hey Ryben...Ryben...Where...Where's ya PANTS?"
"Floating in the channel sir, the PANTS tried to drown me"

Mike and Ryben-
Saving Private Ryan

 

Who are you?

I'm Pantsman!

- Batman the movie

 

"What did she tell you?"
"That I would find the pants."
(Matrix)

 

My pants! I can see my pants!

(Death Becomes her)

 

She turned me into pants ......... I got better.

(Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

 

Pants - Neo, The Matrix

 

"Are you crazy?"

"Certa-pantsa-fiably!"

(Primary Colors)

 

You have many questions, and although the process has altered your pants, you remain irrevocably human.
(Matrix)

 

I need your pants ...

(The Terminator)

 

Dangerous and disturbing these pants are.

AOTC

 

"How can I defend if my pants are down"
StarWars

"Stop trying to pants me and pants me"
The Matrix

"Great pants" (great scots)
Back to the Future