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Oceania Pants Wars

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Saintheart, Apr 27, 2004.

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  1. GoobaFish Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 15, 2002
    star 4
    Well have you noticed the pants are still up!!??!?
  2. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2002
    star 6
    Fire the Emergency Pants Engines!
  3. Darth-Hulk Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 2, 2003
    star 4
    "We've gotta give Han more pants!!"

    -Return of the Jedi
  4. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2002
    star 6
    That is so weird. The wind is blowing *toward* the pants.

    - War of the Worlds (2005 edition, for those of you playing at home)
  5. Darth-Hulk Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 2, 2003
    star 4
    "You can't handle the pants!"

    -A Few Good Men
  6. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    "Break off the attack! The shield is still up!"
    "I get no reading. Are you sure?"
    "Pull up! All pants pull up!"
  7. Darth-Hulk Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 2, 2003
    star 4
    "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the pants!!"

    -Star Wars: A New Hope
  8. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2002
    star 6
    You're not the devil, you're just pants.

    - Batman Begins
  9. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    Artoo, prepare to jettison the spare pants canisters. Fire them now!
  10. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2002
    star 6
    What, the pants? Oh, you wouldn't be interested in that.
  11. Darth-Hulk Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 2, 2003
    star 4
    That's no moon, it's pants."

    Star Wars: A New Hope
  12. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2002
    star 6
    Into exile I must go. Pants, I have.
  13. Katana_Geldar Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 3, 2003
    star 8
    You were suppossed to make the pants, not tear them! You were supposed to wear the pants, not dirty them!
  14. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2002
    star 6
    Are you talking to Pants?!
  15. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2005
    star 4
    I can't do it. I can't kill my own pants!
  16. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    There is only one Lord of the Ring. And he does not share pants.
  17. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2005
    star 4
    So this is how liberty dies: to Thunderous pants...
  18. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2002
    star 6
    I release you from the pants - Two Towers
  19. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    What does your Pants tell you?


    Ooooh, this could be from two different movies:
    -The Phantom Menace
    -Lord of the Rings, one of them, can't remember which
  20. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2002
    star 6
    Where are Pants??!!
    ... Here.
  21. Sai-Mera_Saa Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 18, 2002
    star 4
    You will not take pants from me!
  22. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2002
    star 6
    Take your Jedi Pants. Strike me down with it!
  23. Sai-Mera_Saa Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 18, 2002
    star 4
    I will not turn and pants will be forced to kill me.
  24. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    And now, young pants. You will die.
  25. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 1, 2000
    star 5

    from The Village Pants:

    "We may question ourselves, at moments such as these. Did we make the right pants to
    settle here?"

    "We are grateful for the pants we have been given."

    "They have large pants."

    "Do you ever think of the pants, Finton?"

    "Ahhh, it's frightful, this business of the pants, is it not, Papa?"

    "The young man is unaware of your pants?!"

    "He has ... quiet pants."

    "You think badly of him?"
    "No. No, I have been thinking about his pants."

    "I often wondered if you and my son bonded because neither of you were fond of pants."

    "No pants. No pants."

    "It would be prudent to keep our pants a secret, can you do that?"

    "We ought not to return right away, hmm? What shall we do with our stolen pants?"

    "Do you wonder what your pants are? Well, that I won't tell you. It's not ladylike to speak of such things. You shouldn't even have asked."

    "When I was younger...You used to hold my pants when I walked. Then suddenly you stopped."

    "Be cautious. You are holding the bad pants."

    "These pants attract Those We Don't Speak Of, we must bury them."

    "What's wrong? Your pants have changed."

    "It is my belief that Noah Percy has entered the pants, and has done so on many occasions. It is also my belief that, because of his innocence, those creatures who reside in the pants did not harm him."

    "Forgive me. I am but scared for my only son's pants."

    "I am not the one with pants."

    "There are pants in every corner of this village. Do you not feel it? Do you not see it?"

    "Are you not angry you have no pants?"

    "They're coming. They're coming!"
    "Close the pants. Noah, close the pants, okay? Close the pants."

    "Please."
    "No."
    "Don't take them in." ( a very bad pun )

    "You are pantless in a way that I shall never know."

    "A group of men took her pants in an alley by our home."

    "They're in the village. They left more pants."

    "One saw pants. It ran off into the darkness."

    "Why are you in these pants?"

    "I do not worry about what will happen, only what pants need to be worn."

    "Why can you not say what is in your pants?"

    "I had been to the pants shed twice to fetch pants prior to the wedding ceremony."
    "And the pants was untouched at that time?"
    "Yes, Mrs. Hunt."

    "Papa... I cannot see his pants."

    "I am in pants."
    "I know."
    "He is in my pants with me."
    "I know."

    "I am leaving, to fetch you pants."

    "Why have we not heard of these pants before?"

    "There is nothing to fear."
    "Then why do you wear the pants of the safe color?"

    "Do not be frightened. It is only... pants. Do not be frightened."

    "The Ceremony of Pants?"
    "We remove them ourselves. An elder is always assigned."

    "He found some of the pants we kept under the floorboards."

    "Kevin. You have kindness in your pants. I did not expect that."

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