Oceania Pants Wars

One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. And the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland of rock and ash. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousands pants could you do this. It is folly.

 

I cant believe no-one's said it yet:


May the pants be with you



and from trainspotting....

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got pants?

 

Oh, and of course there's fightclub...

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing pants of the world.

Richard Chesler: Is that your pants?
Narrator: Some of it, yeah.

The first rule of Pants Club is - you do not talk about Pants Club. The second rule of Pants Club is - you DO NOT talk about Pants Club

How much can you know about yourself, you've never been in a fight? I don't wanna die without any scars. So come on; hit me before I lose my pants.

 

Titanic:

"I'm the pants of the world!"

 

Just for fun...

I am Adam. Prince of Eternia, defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull. This is Cringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic pants and said "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!!!"
































IIIIIIII HAAAAAAVVE THE POWEEEEEERRR!

 

You can blame me for that one, I put He-Man into his head

Anyway ...

29, 28, 27, 24, 15, 22... did I... did I say pants?

 

I don't know what's more scary, Kart, the fact that you watched "Battle Beyond the Stars" or that you actually quoted the correct countdown sequence from that scene.

"You did not seriously believe that a hobbit could contend with the pants of Sauron?"

 

Hehe. Comes from watching it over and over again, laughing each time

Anyway, guess where this comes from (and I'm not as big a fan, but this movie was the one I really enjoyed)

Pants?
My Pants?
No, my pants?
I do not know your pants.

 

hmm... where IS that from?



<donkey singing>Im all alone with no-one here beside me..... but you gotta have pants!</donkey singing>

 

Star Trek IV.

"Do not grieve...soon...I shall be one with the pants."

 

Yep, A Voyage Home. The only Star Trek movie (apart from First Contact) that I really did enjoy.

Anyway, to more important matters:

Every day Frodo moves closer to Mordor.
Do we know that?
What does your pants tell you?

 

Van Helsing: You're a genius!
Carl: A genius with access to unstable Pants!

 

Donkey: Don't mess with me. I'm the Pants Master. I've Mastered the Pants.

- Shrek

 

"Alibrandi?"
"Andretti."
"Your daughter has broken my daughter's nose!"
"My daughter...has inherited her father's pants."

(Looking for Alibrandi...whatthehell. )

 

Then if we're doing the Looking For Alibrandi thing

"I have John Barton's pants"

 

Yeah, well short pants are better than no pants at all, Chewie. - Han

 

i just have to post this one:

Great Chewie, always thinking with your pants!

 

I know Han, he'll have those pants down any minute!


Oh Chewie, you and your pants!

 

Stop that, my pants are dirty.

My pants are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?

 

Dangerous and disturbing these pants are.

 

"Logan, my tolerance for your smoking within the mansion notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here and you will live out your days under the belief you are a six year old pair of pants."

 

"How do I know it's you?"
"Your a pants!"
"OK"

 

Do you pants me?
What!
Do you pants me?
I guess.
Then juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump.

Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the pants.

The diamond in the pants.

You have beutiful..
Hair, eyes, face, pants pick a feature
Pants.
Dud feature.

 

"How's the pants going?"
"Finishing it...is proving difficult."

(Last Samurai)

 

"I ... am ... pants"

(Mrs Doubtfire)