Oceania Pants Wars

"thats not the most important thing in your pants right now, Sole... what is important, is gravity"

 

Indiana Jones...always knew someday you'd come walkin' back through my pants.

 

Shawn - "it's just that, well, Ed doesnt have many friends...."

Ed - "does any of you Pants, want a drink....?"


- Shawn of the Dead

 

"Get pantsed, four eyes!"

Oh I love you Shaun of the Dead, marry me?

 

"THERE IS NO FREEDOM WITHOUT THE PANTS!"

(Moses, The Ten Commandments)

 

I'm sorry to inform, he's already spoken for, Skate...

"quite frankly my dear, I don't give pants"

 

"CONAN! what, is best in life!?"

"Clush your Pants, see dem dliven before you, and hear the lemandation of dare weemon!"

 

"Give yourself...to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your pants."

"We've got to give those fighters more time. Concentrate all fire on that super pair of pants!"

 

I want a super pair of pants!


"What about Lando Calrissian? He was a pants man."

 

"pants? I'm in no-ones pants.... because no-one is in my pants....hurrum hurrum"


"One pair of pants to rule them all, One pair of pants to find them. One pair of pants to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

 

"eee ayyy ayy soo dommmi ayyy, dommmi ayyy is recmmeee ayyyy........PANTS!"

 

"That's no moon. It's a pants station!"
(or did anyone ever consider 'That's no moon. It's a playstation!')

"You know, it's been a couple of years since we used this stuff. I hope it still works."
"It should. The pants have a half-life of five thousand years."
(Ghostbusters II)

 

"And like pants, he was gone..."

~The Usual Suspects

 

"Will you wiggle your pants after you takeoff?"
- Trapped

"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some pants accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that pants."
- Mallrats

"I am the pants."
- Paycheck

 

[In a telephone booth with the door closed]
Raymond: Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart.
Charlie: Did you fart, Ray? Did you f---ing fart?
Raymond: Fart.
Charlie: [Trying unsuccessfully to open the door] How can you stand that?
Raymond: I don't mind it.
Charlie: How can you stand it?
Raymond: Ten minutes to Wapner. We're definitely locked in this box with no PANTS.

- Rain Man.

 

A slight digression...

"How are you gentlemen. All your pants are belong to us. You have no chance to survive, make your time. Hahaha."

 

"you can prove i can trust you gary, by performing PANTS on me....."

- Team America

 

"of course it smells! it's the pants of eternal stench!"

labyrinth

 

...and what of the goldfield called Spaceballs?


Barf: It's not that we're afraid of pants, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about pants... It's not us!




Colonel Sandurz: Lord Helmet!
Dark Helmet: WHAT?
Colonel Sandurz: You're needed on the bridge sir!
Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you pants again.
Dark Helmet: Good!




Dark Helmet: Pants. There's only one man who would dare give me the pants: Lone Star!




Lone Starr: What the hell was that noise?
Dot Matrix: That was my pants-alarm. It's programmed to go off before yours do!

 

"do you know what Nemisis means...? a righteous sense of retribution, manifested by an approprate agent...personified, in this case, by an 'orrible pair of Pants.....ME" - Brick Top (Snatch)


"search your Pants, father...you KNOW this to be true..." - luke

"No money, no Pants, no deal!" - Watto

"At last, we will reveal our Pants to the Jedi" - Dath Maul

"Many Bothans died to bring us these Pants...." Mon Mothma

"Once the Pants are down, our Cruisers will create a perimeter, while the fighters fly into the Superstructure" - Admiral Ackbar

"the Pants were jetisoned during the fighting, but no life-forms were on board" - imperial unknown

"you came in those Pants?....you're braver than i thought!" - Princess Leia

'These Pants are now the ultimate power in the galaxy...." - Admiral Motti

"I find your lack of Pants disturbing...." - Vader

"we've losing our Pants, go strap yourself in...." - Han

"Your fathers Pants.....he wanted you to have these when you where old enough...but your uncle would'nt allow it..." - Obiwan

"what if EVERYONE who smuggled for me, dropped their Pants at the first sign of an Imperial Star=ship.....?" - Jabba

"you look strong enough to pull the Pants off a Gundark!" - Han

"stop it, my Pants are dirty..." - Leia

"it's ok, my Pants are dirty too..." - Han

" i cant teach him, the boy has no Pants.." - Yoda

"i'm altering the Pants, pray i do not alter them further" - Vader




(....ok, i had to get them out of me.....i'm sure that some have been done, but my head was hurting... )

 

"And...take back one kaddam to honour the Hebrew God whose pants these are."

 

"Somebody peed in his PANTS."
Collignon,The Grocer - AMELIE.

 

Now, these have most probably been done...

"These aren't the Pants we're looking for..." - Stormtrooper

"Slimey? Mudhole? My Pants, this is!" - Yoda

"Take me; judge me by my Pants do you?" - Yoda

"Never tell me the Pants!" - Han

"Come on boy, strike me Pants..." - the Emperor

 

"Luke, I am your father. Search your pants; you know it to be true..."
~ Vader.

 

You want the pants? You can't handle the PANTS!
- A Few Good Men

I feel the need - the need for pants.
- Topgun