main
side
curve
  1. Welcome to the new boards! Details here!

Pants

Discussion in 'Jacksonville, NC' started by beafet, Aug 26, 2003.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. beafet

    beafet Jedi Knight star 5

    Registered:
    Mar 12, 2001
    As we know pants are the key to Star Wars. Take a line from one of the movies, and replace a word with pants. My two favorites are,

    "Han will have those pants down, we've gotta give him more time."

    and

    "I find your lack of pants disturbing."

    [face_plain]
     
  2. jkg_vader

    jkg_vader Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Jul 31, 2003
    "We've got to get some reading on those pants, up or down."

    "I find your lack of PIE disturbing."
     
  3. Master_SweetPea

    Master_SweetPea Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 18, 2002
    Yes i like bunnies.
     
  4. jkg_vader

    jkg_vader Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Jul 31, 2003
    Bunnies taste good. Especially with carrots and potatoes in a canteen cup.
     
  5. stuart_kenobi

    stuart_kenobi Jedi Youngling

    Registered:
    Aug 10, 2003
    DON'T EAT THE RABBIT FOR HE IS FLUFFY AND CUTE BUT A Squirrel ON THE OTHER HAND THERES A DELECIOUS LITTLE DEVIL THE'VE GOT IT COME'N OOOOOOOOOOOO IF 1 MORE SQUIRREL THROUGHS A PINE CONE AT I'M DEEP FRY'N HIM ALIVE THEN HE'LL BE DEAD DEAD I TELL'S YA THEN I'M GONNA BITE IN TO HIS CRISPY LITTLE LEG AND oh got a little side tracked
     
  6. jkg_vader

    jkg_vader Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Jul 31, 2003
    Not enough meat on a squirrel...
     
  7. Psycho_Jedi

    Psycho_Jedi Jedi Youngling star 2

    Registered:
    Jun 26, 2002
    If people in Australia can eat Parakeets, I'm sure you could find meat on a squirrel.
     
  8. JediMasterLomor

    JediMasterLomor Jedi Youngling

    Registered:
    Aug 3, 2003
    the pants are strong in this one
     
  9. jkg_vader

    jkg_vader Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Jul 31, 2003
    yes but little bunny rabbits taste sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!
     
  10. Lodreh

    Lodreh Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jul 2, 2002
    ...Tarkin, I should have known you were holding Vader's pants.

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
     
  11. Lodreh

    Lodreh Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jul 2, 2002
    Droids don't rip your pants off when they lose... Wookiees are known to do that.

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
     
  12. Lodreh

    Lodreh Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jul 2, 2002
    Lost (his) pants Master Obi-Wan has... how embarrassing.

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
     
  13. beafet

    beafet Jedi Knight star 5

    Registered:
    Mar 12, 2001
    You were right about one thing, Master.
    The pants were short.


    [face_plain]
     
  14. Master_SweetPea

    Master_SweetPea Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 18, 2002
    "what's wrong?"
    "I sense a disturbance in the pants"
     
  15. jkg_vader

    jkg_vader Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Jul 31, 2003
    "pants not make one great"

    "I see your pants are as big as mine, let us see how well you *fill* them"

    "We have found some pants, may we burn them?"
    "But how do you know that they are pants?"
    "They look like them!"

    "She must have hidden the plans in her pants! Send a detachment to look for them. See to it *personally* commander."
     
  16. JediRiff

    JediRiff Jedi Knight star 5

    Registered:
    Jun 2, 2002
    Just a side note... squirrels look like rats when you grill them. Blah! :(

    Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their pants!
     
  17. Lodreh

    Lodreh Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jul 2, 2002
    "Size matters not. Judge me by my pants do you?"

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
     
  18. Jedi_Master_Kel

    Jedi_Master_Kel Jedi Youngling star 3

    Registered:
    May 13, 2002
    "Look sir, Pants"

    "These aren't the pants we're looking for"

    "She'll die befor she gives you her pants." "Leave that to me."

    "There's one, set for pants"

    "Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who has no pants"

    "It's a small exaust port right below the main pants"
     
  19. jkg_vader

    jkg_vader Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Jul 31, 2003
    And now from "Blazing Saddles":

    "Is it twoo what de say about your pants? OH IT'S TWOO IT'S TWOO!"

    "Somebody's going to have to go back and get a poo-doo load of pants!"

    "More pants Mr. Taggart?" "I'd say you've had about enough!"

    "We extend a laurel and hardy welcome to our new pants."

    "Oh you won't need pants, those will just make him angry."
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.