Pants

As we know pants are the key to Star Wars. Take a line from one of the movies, and replace a word with pants. My two favorites are,

"Han will have those pants down, we've gotta give him more time."

and

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

 

"We've got to get some reading on those pants, up or down."

"I find your lack of PIE disturbing."

 

Yes i like bunnies.

 

Bunnies taste good. Especially with carrots and potatoes in a canteen cup.

 

DON'T EAT THE RABBIT FOR HE IS FLUFFY AND CUTE BUT A Squirrel ON THE OTHER HAND THERES A DELECIOUS LITTLE DEVIL THE'VE GOT IT COME'N OOOOOOOOOOOO IF 1 MORE SQUIRREL THROUGHS A PINE CONE AT I'M DEEP FRY'N HIM ALIVE THEN HE'LL BE DEAD DEAD I TELL'S YA THEN I'M GONNA BITE IN TO HIS CRISPY LITTLE LEG AND oh got a little side tracked

 

Not enough meat on a squirrel...

 

If people in Australia can eat Parakeets, I'm sure you could find meat on a squirrel.

 

the pants are strong in this one

 

yes but little bunny rabbits taste sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!

 

...Tarkin, I should have known you were holding Vader's pants.

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Droids don't rip your pants off when they lose... Wookiees are known to do that.

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Lost (his) pants Master Obi-Wan has... how embarrassing.

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

You were right about one thing, Master.
The pants were short.

 

"what's wrong?"
"I sense a disturbance in the pants"

 

"pants not make one great"

"I see your pants are as big as mine, let us see how well you *fill* them"

"We have found some pants, may we burn them?"
"But how do you know that they are pants?"
"They look like them!"

"She must have hidden the plans in her pants! Send a detachment to look for them. See to it *personally* commander."

 

Just a side note... squirrels look like rats when you grill them. Blah!

Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their pants!

 

"Size matters not. Judge me by my pants do you?"

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

"Look sir, Pants"

"These aren't the pants we're looking for"

"She'll die befor she gives you her pants." "Leave that to me."

"There's one, set for pants"

"Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who has no pants"

"It's a small exaust port right below the main pants"

 

And now from "Blazing Saddles":

"Is it twoo what de say about your pants? OH IT'S TWOO IT'S TWOO!"

"Somebody's going to have to go back and get a poo-doo load of pants!"

"More pants Mr. Taggart?" "I'd say you've had about enough!"

"We extend a laurel and hardy welcome to our new pants."

"Oh you won't need pants, those will just make him angry."