Pants

Discussion in 'South Bend, IN' started by Xmaveric, Oct 29, 2012.

  1. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Nov 25, 2000
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    It's simple... Take a quote from one of the Star Wars movies and replace a word with "pants".

    Example: "Your pants, you will not need them."
  2. WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 16, 2010
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    I find your lack of pants disturbing.
    These aren't the pants you're looking for.


    This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, and will soon see the end of pants.


    Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their pants.

    Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only pants.
    Last edited by WIERD_GREEN_MAN, Oct 29, 2012
  3. TAUNTAUN_WE Force Ghost

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    May 23, 2002
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    I like this idea.


    "This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants."
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  4. MusicTrooper Force Ghost

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    Feb 22, 2005
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    LUKE: You worry about those Pants! I'll worry about the tower!
  5. WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 16, 2010
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    I told you she would never conciously betray the pants.
  6. garbagge59 Force Ghost

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    Nov 23, 2004
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    Pants can be a very powerful ally.
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  7. TAUNTAUN_WE Force Ghost

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    Adventure...heh. Pants...heh. A Jedi craves not these things.
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  8. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Nov 25, 2000
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    LUKE: Your overconfidence is your weakness.

    PALPATINE: Your faith in your pants is yours.
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  9. garbagge59 Force Ghost

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    Nov 23, 2004
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    Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
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  10. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Nov 25, 2000
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    Into the pants flyboy.
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  11. TAUNTAUN_WE Force Ghost

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    Move against the Jedi first. You will then have no difficulty in taking the pants back to Naboo to sign the treaty.
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  12. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Queen Amidala is returning home, which will put pressure on the pants, and could widen the confrontation
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  13. TAUNTAUN_WE Force Ghost

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    Good is a point of view, Anakin. The Sith and the Jedi are similar in almost every way, including their quest for pants.
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  14. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Nov 25, 2000
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    Lord Vader, our ships have completed their scan of the pants and found nothing.
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  15. TAUNTAUN_WE Force Ghost

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    Moff Jerjerrod: The Emperor's coming here?

    Darth Vader: That is correct, Commander. And, he is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants.
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  16. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Nov 25, 2000
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    I'd just as soon pants a Wookiee.
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  17. garbagge59 Force Ghost

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    I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
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  18. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Nov 25, 2000
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    So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous pants.
  19. TAUNTAUN_WE Force Ghost

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    May 23, 2002
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    Senator Amidala, your tragedy on the landing platform, terrible. Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my pants.
  20. WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 16, 2010
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    must...leave...thread...
  21. CarboniteHan Jedi Grand Master

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    May 11, 2007
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    LOL
  22. CarboniteHan Jedi Grand Master

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    May 11, 2007
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    General Grievous: Pants them! Make them suffer!
    Last edited by CarboniteHan, Nov 3, 2012
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  23. TAUNTAUN_WE Force Ghost

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    May 23, 2002
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    Thirty of us went out after her. Four of us came back. I'd be with them, only... after I lost my pants I just couldn't ride any more... until I heal.
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  24. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Impossible! The pants are extinct! They have been for nearly a millennium.
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  25. TAUNTAUN_WE Force Ghost

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    May 23, 2002
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    Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo; so long ago when there was nothing but our love. No politics, no plotting, no pants.
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