[PanWaffer Issues] Making Pancakes with Beer and Why This Is FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG

Discussion in 'Archive: Pancakes and Waffles Forum' started by PulsarSkate, Mar 31, 2008.

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  1. PulsarSkate Ex-Mod

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    Nov 4, 2003
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    Fellow PanWaffers, we have one amongst us who is OF THE DEVIL.


    Yea, I shall point them out soon enough, or perhaps they will show their guilty face of their own free will, but let me first tell you of their purely EVIL crime against the world.


    The adding of beer to pancake batter.


    Supposedly, this makes them "better". They even add pineapple - fruit of the devil, unless on a BBQ chicken pizza - to this noxious mixture.

    Do they not realise the sweet nature of the pancake?

    The delicate softness and refined delight that is a saccharine circle of syrupy satisfaction should not be sullied by ... that blatantly boorish brew!



    It's JUST NOT RIGHT ERW...I mean, EVIL PERSON WHO I WILL NOT NAME!


  2. GIMER Manager Emeritus

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    Nov 15, 2000
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    This had better not turn into a "How drunk was I this morning" thread!!!
  3. halibut Ex-Mod

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    Aug 27, 2000
    star 8
    Nothing wrong with a bit of better bitter batter.
  4. DarthIntegral Game Winner

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    Jul 13, 2005
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    Beer improves all things. PanWaffles included.
  5. PulsarSkate Ex-Mod

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    Nov 4, 2003
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    GET OUT! BLASPHEEEEEEEMMMEEEERRRAAAAHHH!


    //Banes Inty



    *narrows eyes* I am stone cold sober, man.
  6. Strilo Manager Emeritus

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    Aug 6, 2001
    star 8
    It's a Beer Crime? in some countries. Waste of good beer.
  7. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 11, 1998
    star 9
    Irish whiskey is better than bitter, you batter-lovers.
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