Fellow PanWaffers, we have one amongst us who is OF THE DEVIL. Yea, I shall point them out soon enough, or perhaps they will show their guilty face of their own free will, but let me first tell you of their purely EVIL crime against the world. The adding of beer to pancake batter. Supposedly, this makes them "better". They even add pineapple - fruit of the devil, unless on a BBQ chicken pizza - to this noxious mixture. Do they not realise the sweet nature of the pancake? The delicate softness and refined delight that is a saccharine circle of syrupy satisfaction should not be sullied by ... that blatantly boorish brew! It's JUST NOT RIGHT ERW...I mean, EVIL PERSON WHO I WILL NOT NAME!