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Beyond - Legends Papa Don't Preach [Kyp/Jaina/Han/Jacen]Humour: Finally Updated June 10!!!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by the_jedi_princess, Jan 1, 2003.

  1. _3MD_PsychoSniper

    _3MD_PsychoSniper Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Oct 25, 2003
    Ohhhh, good psot.


    Heh, not only did Jacen meat her there, but he got her pregnant thre 2.
     
  2. JainaDurron

    JainaDurron Jedi Master star 4

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    Aug 8, 2002
    ROTFLMAO! I was laughing hysterically over Wes. And so sweet, they are finally married. [face_love]

    ~~Jilly
     
  3. Jaya_Jade_Durron

    Jaya_Jade_Durron Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Aug 20, 2002
    Oh that was great..i really needed a good laugh..thanks.

    Keep up the good work.

    Huggles!
    TS10
     
  4. Jaina_and_Jag

    Jaina_and_Jag Jedi Master star 5

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    Apr 19, 2003
    Wes tripped!!! [face_laugh] Wes'll need to wear more dresses so he gets used to it. :p They're finally married. [face_love]
     
  5. Jaina_Solo_Durron

    Jaina_Solo_Durron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 3, 2002
    WHOOOO! They're married!

    I get first dibs on hiding under the bed....

    -JSD
     
  6. Bellyup

    Bellyup Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 29, 2002
    :eek: @ JSD!!!

    I don't think you need to after all the info jedi_princess has given us already! :p

    Mr. and Mrs. Jacen Solo has such a nice ring to it! :D THey are finally married, whoopee!!

    But I can't believe Wes was actually in the procession... :eek:

    *slumps and puts head in hands*
     
  7. the_jedi_princess

    the_jedi_princess Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 26, 2002
  8. Jaina_Solo_Durron

    Jaina_Solo_Durron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 3, 2002
    what else do you expect from a raving lunatic such as myself?

    non-lewd comments?

    -JSD
     
  9. Abby

    Abby Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 7, 2004
    I love it so far!

    Even though I'm a Jaina/Jag fan, I really like Kyp as a character and I love how you wrote them together! (I'm willing to overlook the whole Jag thing, because your story is great!)

    Anyway, it's great so far. I'm anxiously awaiting the next postie!

    Oh, and Wes in the dress was priceless. I startled my cat when I started laughing and she scratched me when she jumped in fright!

    ~Abby~
     
  10. 1230kevin

    1230kevin Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Apr 4, 2003
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY (CLAPSE hand really hard)throws rice
     
  11. Lady_WinterCelchu

    Lady_WinterCelchu Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Dec 23, 2003
    LMAO
    now how's everyone going to react i wonder?
    up.
     
  12. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 7, 2002
    woot now we need reactions to the alderan council :D

    more soon
     
  13. C3SoloP0

    C3SoloP0 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Dec 10, 2002
    Holy mother of the Force!!!!!

    I haven't been here in so long its insane!!!


    I have to go back and catch up! but i'm back!!
     
  14. Bellyup

    Bellyup Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 29, 2002
    Tomorrow would be a good day to post...say...the honeymoon or something?

    :D
     
  15. Suzuki_Akira

    Suzuki_Akira Jedi Master star 7

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    May 13, 2003
    Yeah! Make it good! I want some tears from Jen's aunt!!!
     
  16. _3MD_PsychoSniper

    _3MD_PsychoSniper Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Oct 25, 2003
    Hehhehehe


    They dont have to worry bout getting pregnant at the honeymoon, lol.................
     
  17. the_jedi_princess

    the_jedi_princess Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 26, 2002
    [color=7000CC]No honeymoon. They're needed for the squadron, so they'll just have to stay home and play.[/color] ;)

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    ?Well, that?s certainly one way to do it.?

    Leia smiled at her husband and nodded. ?Indeed it is.?

    Han grinned, nudging her with his elbow. ?Guess that means I win our bet, sweetheart. I always said Jaina would go for the big wedding while Jacen went for a small, and that?s exactly what?s happened.?

    Leia glared at him.

    Jacen looked up, frowning as he looked around. ?You know, I don?t feel any different. I thought being married would make me feel? I don?t know, older.?

    Luke leant toward him. ?Wait til the nagging starts. ?Get me this?, ?do that?, ?do the dishes?, ?change your sons nappy?, ?did you eat all the pastries????

    Mara?s eyes narrowed.

    Wedge snorted. ?You forgot ?get the groceries?, ?get off your rump and fix the speeder?. Not to mention the ?do I have to do everything?? and the ?what am I, your slave?? that pops up anytime you ask them to do something.?

    Iella shot a hard look his way.

    Tycho nodded. ?And it doesn?t have to be verbal. The casual dishcloth dumped into your lap. Your tool box turning up on the table in front of the holo unit. The glare until you finally get up and do what they want. I swear, they think you?re a miracle worker.?

    Winter?s glare could have melted Hoth.

    Kyp smiled behind his hand. ?Yeah. I?ve already been subjected to some of that myself. Marriage is all happiness and fantasies up until you actually do it. It?s all downhill from there.?

    Unlike the other ladies, Jaina didn?t glare. Instead she found the closest cushion and pelted it, catching him in the side of the head and sending him sideways off his seat, the other woman chuckling.

    Mara crossed her arms over her chest. ?You men are fine ones to talk. You come home and expect dinner to be served and cooked to perfection. The home must always be spotless, you clothes must always be clean when you want them. Not to mention that when you?re frisky, we have to-?

    Luke reached out and clamped a hand over her mouth. ?Some things they don?t need to know, my love.?

    ?There?s another thing,? Iella said. ?Pet names. You men seem to be full of them. ?My love?, ?my sweet?, ?baby?, ?sweetheart?, ?peach?, ?snookums???

    Wedge looked at her. ?Since when did I ever call you ?snookums???

    ?You? Never.? Iella pointed over her shoulder. ?Tycho? Whenever he?s sucking up to Winter.?

    Tycho blinked. ?Thank you so much for sharing.?

    Jen stood, raising her hands and trying not to laugh. ?Ladies, gentleman, could we please not get into this. Jacen and I only just got married. Please don?t make us regret it already.?

    Janson chuckled, knitting his fingers behind his head and shooting a look at Hobbie. ?See? This is why it?s so great being a bachelor.?

    Hobbie couldn?t help but smile.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    [color=7000CC]I hear my parents go on about this all the time. Only they're joking...[/color]
     
  18. Jaina_Solo_Durron

    Jaina_Solo_Durron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 3, 2002
    And one more first reply postie!

    My parents mean it, unfortunately for me.

    Darn, no honeymoon? No paparazzi? No squeaky bedsprings? :p

    The joys of marriage, indeed.

    -JSD
     
  19. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 7, 2002
    [face_laugh] that was funny more soon :D

    reactions from the council please
     
  20. Lady_WinterCelchu

    Lady_WinterCelchu Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Dec 23, 2003
    OOOOOOOOOOh.That was good.
    anyway it was worth the wait.
     
  21. Jaina_and_Jag

    Jaina_and_Jag Jedi Master star 5

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    Apr 19, 2003
    [face_laugh] Their rendition of married life is great! [face_laugh]
     
  22. JainaDurron

    JainaDurron Jedi Master star 4

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    Aug 8, 2002
    ROTFLOL! Too hysterical.

    ~~Jilly
     
  23. Suzuki_Akira

    Suzuki_Akira Jedi Master star 7

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    May 13, 2003
    *cracks up* that was great! Incredible! More now!
     
  24. Bellyup

    Bellyup Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 29, 2002
    ?Yeah. I?ve already been subjected to some of that myself. Marriage is all happiness and fantasies up until you actually do it. It?s all downhill from there.?

    Wow jedi_princess, are you sure you're not married?? ;) Pretty insightful stuff here, and absolutely hilarious too!! [face_laugh] I loved every word of the conversation--excellent job!
     
  25. Babi_Tahiri

    Babi_Tahiri Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Dec 29, 2003
    HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED 2 UPDATES?!?!?! YAY!! They finaly got married! I speak from experience when I say that being married isn't all sunshine and smiles. I loved how Jaina threw a cushion rather than glaring. That would be me. Although I do shoot "the look" a lot. I can't wait for more of this. I need more laughter!

    ~^~ Tahiri ~^~