partè proposal

Bring. Back. Teh. Boat.



Forceboat parté!

 

It should probably be done before the Mid-May Newbie Burst, otherwise it'll be all hell breaking loose.

 

Bring back teh boat!

 

Here's a thought:
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Young Captain Jedi Bib, the meanest, most ruthless pirate ever to plunder ForceBeer on the high-seas takes his trusty Force Boat out into uncharted waters, with his ever-vigilant crew of Dan, Jedi-Corleone, jp-30 and PreacherBoy. Cabin boy barnsthefatjedi keeps the decks clean and the steins full.


The crew ponder the mysteries of life while on deck, and the mysteries of BLUE MILK when going down below.


Being full of frivolty, fun, and forcebeer, the Force Boat is a desirable destination for potential partygoers and evil enemy pirates everywhere. The crew must be on guard 24 hours a day.

Aragorn327, Ben Kenobi, and Obi-Zahn Kenobi, have tried to get on the boat every now and then: will they finally suceed? Will the Force Boat venture out on a cruise or two to other forums?

When new people pull alongside the Force Boat and board, who knows whether they'll be commanded to SWAB TEH DECKS, POLISH TEH SNAKS or GET THE HELL OFF TEH BOAT?

It's the risk you take when you post here. Can you survive the cutting wrath of Captain Jedi Bib and his cut-throat cronies?

History says "not likely".

Arrrrr ha harrrrrrrr harrrr harrrr
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How's that?

 

Shut up about the STOOPID boat. God you people are annoying.

 

The boat is not stuoud! Blasphemy.

 

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BAH!

 

The Boat is not back.....

Bring back teh boat!

 

Maybe, once you lot are all behaving nicely, and I have "Terra's Thingie / FAQ / Welcome to Games" written I will be able to start it up.

It's still on the cards, but I need to be fully settled in here first, and know that newbies aren't going to be treaded rudely every time I turn my back for an hour.

 

I DON'T WANT A FRIGGIN BOAT!

I will found a new Crap Thread.

 

Besides, I think only ppl who have listened to Jedi Talk & joined in the IRC chat should be allowed to mention the Forceboat, unless Bib deems you worthy.

 

Good idea DUM.

No more talking about the Force boat unless you have either called-in or chatted witth the JT crew. Damnit. That's final. I guess you'll just have to all go on sunday night, huh?

 

FORCE BOAT!!!!!!!!!!

 

Sithman, you are an idiot for so many reasons. Maybe you are to incompetant to understnad, but we are trying to get people to come join in this show which is paid for out of the pocket of a very nice and gererous man. He resently had a child and is having trouble paying for the massive fees bandwidth for the show cots. Sithman you disgust me with your complete lack of compassion or ability to understand just what is happening around you. Its a damn good thing you live the isolated life you do because you sure as hell wouldn't last long in th real world unknowingly offending people like you do.

You are a jerk. Plain and simple.

 

[face_shocked]

 

You seriously disgust me. If you had a half a brain cell you would apologive. And not to me, I'm past the point of recognizing you as even intelligent life. Please apologize to DUM-4.

 

[face_shocked]

 

You obviously aren't taking this matter as seriously as you should be. Usually, I am the first to advocate not taking thos board to seriously, but you insulted and disrespected someone who I know and who does alot of hard work to produce a service to Star Wars fans. He takes time away from his work and family to run a show that I personally think is very good. If you're just going to act like a child, by all means continue; you'll just loose what little respect the others have for you.

 

This is the very reason the ForceBoat has not started again.

Bib, I don't know how many ways you can be told flaming is unnacceptable. If you have a problem with what someone is posting in "Games", you should come to me to sort it out.

You need some time off the JC to cool down, and sort out ways to manage your temper.

ADDITION: Once a thread is posted in this forum, anybody has the right to post in it. If someone writes something that offends you, you come to me to determine whether there is a real problem, and I will take action accordingly.