The other day I was trying to walk home from work and it started raining. I didn't have a jacket and was getting all wet and bothered when this nice man pulled over his van and asked me if I needed a ride! I've never met this man before or seen him, but he seemed nice and his mustache was well-groomed so I hopped in. He drove me to this spot in the woods overlooking the whole city and we had QUITE the evening together, as far as I can remember. Let's just say I've never felt that way before. The moral of the story is, you never know who might want to pick you up in a van and treat you right! Share you awesome ****er story!
How nice... getting high with a total stranger and enjoying the view. Wait, that's what this thread is about, isn't it? People Can Be Awesome Stoners?
This one guy pulled over, pointed a gun at me, and told me to get in the van. I got in the van and saw 5 other men with guns. They gave me a gun. He then drove us to the park. We had the most ****ing awesome squirt gun battle ever!!