ST Perfect Christmas Presents for the Characters in TFA?

Just for fun to pass the time until next Thursday and with Christmas coming up I thought it would be fun for people to suggest their perfect presents that you think the characters of TFA could receive.

I'll start it off with an old favourite...Chewbacca

Anti-tangle shampoo

A comb for getting out knots in long shaggy hair
For Luke

A high-visability jacket so we can see him


For Kylo Ren

A Darth Vader fancy dress outfit so he can really pretend to be his hero

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Someone get Snoke an instagram and a selfie stick

 

Poe needs a new leather jacket.

 

New clothes for Rey.

 

A can of oil for BB-8.

 

The perfect Christmas gift for them would be the ST getting cancelled. That would mean no death, destruction, and sadness for them!

 

For Finn, we need to get him a book about how you can be special even if you might not be Force Sensitive.

For Rey, we need to take her to an NBA game, and then at HT have her real parents meet her at halfcourt, like they do with servicemen and women.

Poe, a new droid to replace the one Rey steals.

 

For Hux!

 

Literal plot armor or a character shield for Han Solo.

 

How about for Captain Phasma...

Keeps those chrome surfaces all shiny.

 

A male grooming kit for Luke from Art of Shaving

 

Viagra for Han Solo.

 

I think Phasma would like this....

 

For BB-8!

 

For Han Solo...

 

For Finn so that he can work his way out of all of the misdirection folks claim that LF marketing is putting him through.

 

Some vanishing cream for Jar Jar Binks