Beyond - Legends Perfect Match- (Humor/Romance Love triangle Kyp, Zekk, and Jaina) Update coming soon!

Jaina Solo was on her bed sleeping on her stomach. 7:30?! 7:30?! They want me to get up at 7:30 when we have nothing to do today?! She was tired, last night spent partying.
"Wake up! Force, your snoring could wake the dead."
"I DON'T SNORE!!!!!" She yelled, coming face-to-face with Kyp Durron. Her face got redder and redder.
"What the hell are you doing here? Trying to be a cradle-robber?"
"Isn't that mainly a female profession?"
"SHUT UP!!!!!"
"Hey, I wouldn't be a cradle-robber if ol' Dad set us up!" He laughed.
"What-- Oh, no......."
"Come on, what does it tell you if there's a song called "Do It wih Kyp Durron"? Who cares that I'm thirty-five?"
"I do! You-- You're THIRTY-FIVE? That old huh?"
"I'm totally hot! Every girl I know checks me out!"
Jaina was currently checking him out. True.... He IS hot...
"SEE?"
Jaina's brother, Jacen walked in. With Kyp crouched over Jaina.
"Hey, gonna do it with Kyp Durron, eh Jay?"
Both Jacen and Kyp broke into song.
"Who cares that he's THIRTY-FIIIIIVEEEEE?"
"WILL YOU STOP SINGING THAT SONG?!" Jaina yelled. Everyone, thankfully, was out, oherwise panic would arise. Anakin walked in.
"WHY IS EVERYONE IN MY ROOM???!!!!" Jaina wailed.
Kyp held her close. Their lips were almost touching.
"Tonight, we date." he said.
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Short, I know, but does anyone like it? Stealin' our Kyp.....

 

Up!

 

*dies laughing*



More More More!!!

 

Well if you died you cant read it

Who cares that he's THIRTY-FIIIIVEEEEE!!!!

Read the Do It with Kyp Durron song too!

 

Definitely odd...

I agree with Jaina. They shouldn't be singing that much. (There is the faint hissing sound of a tsaisi.) If they keep singing, they get to meet this, up close and personal.

Wonderful work so far.

 

Yes, espesially 2 guys singing "Do It with Kyp Durron"! More? Ya want more? More now!



"Uh, hello, comfort zone?" Jaina said. Not that she was uncomfortable......
Kyp dropped her on the floor.
"You guys are going out tonight?" Anakin asked. "What does Dad think?"
"According to Sir Do-It-With-Kyp-Durron it was Dad's idea."
"Do it with Kyp Durron? I LOVE that song! Who cares that he--" Anakin started.
"If someone says 'Who cares that he's thirty-five' one more time....."
Kyp turned on the radio. Music played. "I wanna do it with Kyp Durron..." the singer sang.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Jaina was insane!
"Told ya so!" Kyp smirked. Jaina kicked everyone out and changed clothes. Soon after Tenel Ka came in.
"Hey, Jaina. What's up?"
"My father set me up with Kyp! Ugh, can you believe it?"
"Dang, you're lucky. Just listen to the song!"
"Don't start with me about that song."
"Okay.....um, did you figure out what to wear yet?"
"Something that will make him never want to go out with me again."
"I think that's impossible. Kyp is totally into you!"
"Tenel Ka...."
"What?"
"Shut the hell up."
"Must I?"
"Yes." Jaina didn't want to think about Kyp at all.



I know, I go on about the song, but I like it! Thank Somebody_For_Someone

 

ROFLMAO! That was absolutely hilarious.

(Calms down from hysterics.) I can't wait for more.

 

Thank you so much! More later of course

 

*cackles*

Okay so I didn't die.

Sue me and I'll never post here again.




*cackles*


Good GRIEF!!!

ANAKIN loves that song??!?!?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Sir.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs about screaming madly*

 

Yup, Anakin loves that song. Even though it fortells his death.....LOL

I won't sue you, ya like my story. It's my first NJO fic too!

HELLO SIR!

 

Up! Just got back from "Thoroughly Modern Mille" and going to watch "A Mighty Wind"

 

HA HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*LAUGHS UNCONTROLABLY*

 

Back again. More AGAIN.



Jaina and Kyp walked into the dance club. All heads turned to see two hot, unavalible people. Also Jaina didn't expect to see her good friend Zekk at the bar. He seemed upset.
"Hold on a second Kyp." she said.
"Hey Zekkie!"
"WHAT?!" It was hard to hear over the music. In his ear Jaina screamed "HEY ZEKKIE!" He almost fell out of his chair. He stared at his friend, blue tank top which was strapless and short and a swirly blue skirt with endless patterns. Her hair was down. She was gorgeous.
"Hi. Are you with Kyp?" He pointed over his shoulder.
"Yeah, my dad set us up."
"Your DAD set you up with a thirty-five year old man?!"
Jaina smiled and laughed. "Apparently."
Kyp, now unpatient walked over and pulled Jaina to the dance floor. Guess what song came on? "Do It with Kyp Durron"!
His lips were lightly touching hers. He kissed her. His hands travelled down either side of her body.
"Like it baby?" he said.
"It's something, I'll give you that."
Zekk, watching, crushed his empty cup in his hands.
I should have told her then... he thought.
Jaina looked at Kyp. "I happen to like nice men." she said.
"I'm nice." Once again they kissed. So close, they were almost one body.
They then went to the bar. Jaina and Zekk were talking and he seemed almost irritated.
"I assume you and Kyp will be trying out what it says in the song?"
"Ugh, no. I may like him but he's still thirty-five. Maybe if it were you....but we're friends. Friends don't do it with each other. I think."
"Yeah." Zekk was distant. "Although if I didn't know you, I'd make a move. You're lookin' hot." Kyp was fighting with the bartender.
"IF YOU WON'T LET ME HAVE MY THIRTY-FITH BEER I'LL TAKE MY SIGHTLABER AND JAM IT UP YOUR NETHER REGIONS!"
"Um, okay Kyp. Time to go home before you cause a panic." Jaina said. "Zekk help." The two dragged Kyp to another room.
"HELP! HELP! I DON'T WANNA GO INTO THE PILLOWY PLACE!!" Kyp yelled kicking and screaming.
"Hey! This is the employee lounge!" yelled a young girl, maybe 17. "You can leave the guys though..."
"Look," said Zekk, "Just let him chill out here.
"I DON'T WANT TO GO ON THE CART! I FEEL HAPPY! I FEEL HA--" Zekk punched him in the stomach.
"Okay." said the girl.
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Kyp? Drunk? Making Monty Python refrences? You better believe it!

 

up, so more people can read my idiotic story

 

Up please

 

*dies laughing*

 

(Brings Jaid back to life while laughing hysterically.)

Run away! Run away!

(Can't stop laughing.)

Excellent.

 

More later. I got my braces today and am in immense pain.

 

Up! Thanks all!

 

Can't post now! Whaa!!

 

Time for an update!!

When Jaina woke up, she was in Kyp's bed.
"Oh no, we didn't...."
"Sure looks suspicious." Kyp said.
"Don't you remember anything?"
"You don't, and you weren't passed out drunk."
Jacen walked in and did a double-take.
"AHA! I KNEW IT! HEY ANAKIN I WIN THE BET!"
"NO WAY!" the youngest Solo brother ran in the room, clad in Ewok boxer shorts.
"WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!" Jaina screamed.
"YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!" the three young men, or two young men and a guy that looks good for his age, yelled.
"Yes! I keep the money!" Anakin jumped in the air.
Jaina ran for her brothers. "WHAT KIND OF PERVERTS MAKE BETS ABOUT THEIR SISTER AND A THIRTY-FIVE YEAR OLD MAN?!"
"Us!" Jacen laughed.
"The whole world just has to know my age don't they!" Kyp stopped Jaina.
"Yup. I do it just to prove a point, 'cause you--"
Kyp laid her on the bed and kissed her. Oddly enough, she kissed back.


All for now!

 

*dies laughing* Oh the Horror. Kyp and Jaina, eww that's nasty. But this is funny.

 

Oh no....

WHY MUST I KEEP KILLING READERS!!!!!

Never make a bet with an Ewok boxers-clad Anakin.....

 

Up pleeeeaaaaaze read my story!

 

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