Personal Computer Defence Force

//eyes begin to water//

PAIN

"ouchy" - fire does not go well in such areas.

 

And you call yourself a Sith Lord. You must embrace the pain. Only then will you understand it's power.

 

Yeah, when Darth Maul made the crystal for his lightsaber, he sat in an oven for 3 days. On full. WHO DA MAN?!

 

I don't have to defrag my console. I never have to get drivers. Never have to install. Never have to worry about it not working. Hard drive never fills up.

 

I don't have to defrag my console.

I don't have to defrag my PC. I don't think I ever have. No complaints.

I never have to get drivers

You console will never be any better than it is now.

Anyway, we don't HAVE to get drivers - they just make something great even better!

Never have to install.

So you have to put up with CD stream - slower data transfer > lower resolution.

Never have to worry about it not working.

If you're competent, same with PC.

Hard drive never fills up.

Ah, but where do you keep your porn...?

Not that I would EVER look at that...

 

"Ah, but where do you keep your porn...?

Not that I would EVER look at that... "

Right.... We all know you download Wookie porn.

One more reason a PC rocks is you can get a kick ass sound system without forking the dough that a full home theater costs. I got the Klipsch 5.1 speckers a few weeks ago and was blown away. Today I got my Acoucstic Edge soundcard and now I am hearing music and sound like never before.

 

I keep my porn in the vcr, constantly running

 

Can you play multiple hi-res pornographic vidoes at once in your VCR?

That's right!

 

LOL!

 

PC is BEST - no exceptions.

THE END

 

Good point. I'd like to see you play Goldeneye with a Gisele skin!

 

gooood darth-hannibal's point is! yes listen to darth-hannibal you should.

 

Knowledgable he is, yes. Pervert he is not. Seriously!

 

I hate PCs, I NEVER use them

 

NEVER!

Who was that playing XWA with me last night? ?

 

you cannot force fly without a PC, which i have now mastered!

this is mainly why i am enjoying our saberX mod

PC's RULE!

 

Thread revival.

 

I destroyed this thread. There is nothing more to see.

 

Sometimes things are more than what they seem.

 

not if they were blown up and burnt to the ground!

but pat... you never actually BLEW this thread up!

 

Yeah I did along with me and DUM4. Didn't you see the bodyparts everywhere.

 

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The Console is far superior to the PC!

 

I guess we are all just computar Greeks.