Abq Pet Peeves

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TK166 is teh r0x0r!!!!!

 

HOLEY CRAP KEN!! That is some of the funniest @#&$ I've ever read. You rule, and so does NPH!

 

Speaking of which, hey Ken can I have my Toby Keith CD back? I just love that untalented ignorant jibe of his!

and Frank, not only the fight scenes but all of the Daredevil Movie sucked! especially there choice of actors!

 

I was never the biggest Daredevil fan in the first place, but the movie just ruined any hope I ever had of liking him. I had a friend who thinks it was better than the Spiderman movies. needless to say he's no longer my friend

 

I can't decide which one sucked more, Daredevil, Punisher (with the Dolph Lundren), or The Phantom?

 

Tough call, I'd probably say the Phantom. Hey who was the star of that movie?

 

I know that buffy girl was in it.

And I could never see Ivan Drago as the Punisher, just didn't do it for me.

 

Oh I remember. It was Billy Zane.

 

Yeah, that buffy girl was hot, I remember her.

 

Hey, I liked The Phantom! How in-Zane is that?

 

That's totally in-Zane!

 

my brain imploded when i saw daredevil, then did it again with hellboy and then again for something else i can't remember

 

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Maybe because your brain imploded?

 

If you could put Daredevil Characters vs. Terms of Endearment Characters, Aurora would totally kick Daredevil and Elektra's ass!

 

Maybe because your brain imploded?

bob just won why!

 

IMMMMMMMMMMMM Elektra's a$$ That is the only reason I saw
daredevil was to see Jennifer in that black leather outfit.

 

I rented it cause all the copies of the Joy Luck Club were rented.

 

Oh yeah TK,

Well, I was so dissapointed in your actions after the barbecue I told my black gay tatto artist to give me a "Bush eats babies" back tat and we discussed the true meaning of the white devil's political speech, then while walking to my car I drop kicked a plastic surgeon in the groin and gave him a cauliflower ear to mar his beautiful face. I figured I had better do something nice so I donated a complete run of original Star wars figures mint on card to a scalpers organization and while backing my car out I ran over Dr. Phil who was reading a fan letter and screaming "I hate wookies too!" I buried him in a rainbow covered coffin and gave him a pink granite triangle headstone. That is when I noticed David Caruso looking at the blood smear on my car and spouting nonsense lines with a really bad tough guy acting job, so I judo-chopped him in the back of the neck Captain Kirk style and took him to the local UPS store where I had him shipped to Canada with no return address. I was tired so I drove home, but on the way I passed your car and put a Queen tape in your cassette player and using my left hand only pocket knife, keyed your paintjob with a likeness of Ben Affleck and Collin Ferrel man kissing. God bless my left handedness after all!

I felt so good about my day that I drank some homeade moonshine, and urinated on your lawn in the shape of a peace sign and flicked a cigarette to fire it up.

I guess that just goes to show you don't stand next to my fire, son. You're gonna get burned.

 

loL!

 

frankm .......do not mess with Zaneman

 

Frank and Ken! AWESOME STUFF! I have gotten some good laughs out of those! THANKS!!!

 

I think Ken and I should collaborate on some fan fiction.

Anyone for the "Exciting Adventures of Emperor Hermaphrodite and Mr. Fancypants, his loyal Royal Guard"?

 

sounds good to me!

 

Mr. Fancypants! ohh I like that!

 

LOL ... and then I got to the man kissing part... hoo hoo ha!

Touche', Brother! Too funny!