Phx PFF Kids Quotables

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  1. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    VOID suggested this while I was up last weekend since we've got some cutie pies who come out with the most outrageous vocalizations! (I just know you were peppermint! I've told that one to everyone I see, Wenchie!)

    So, here it is, the quotes and tales of the wee padawans, princesses and princes . . .
  2. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    We went to see our annual baseball game tonight at Tucson Electric Park. During the game the wee princess blurted out when the umpires came back out on the field:

    Look, Mommy! It's the vampires!

    [face_laugh]
  3. MJ_Keehan_Sundve Jedi Master

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    I'm sure Wenchy will have a lot to add to this thread!


    If this counts, my little cousin said, "What if there were lots of short people?"
  4. DarthFeldman Jedi Master

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    not really a quote.. but my 3 year old (axton) makes me act out the yoda/dooku fight scene over and over each day he visits :)
  5. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    FELDMAN! Didn't know you were a fellow slave to the wee ones!

    Last night or this morning at 2 a.m. Christy walked into my room to find the dog sleeping on my bed. She tapped me on the shoulder. I looked at her and she said:

    "You stole the dog from me. . . she belongs with me. Put her back in my room."

    Needless to say the dog didn't want to go. :(
  6. PtrsonsZOO Force Ghost

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    My oldest nephew: looking through the bag his birthday present came in Where is it Aunt Jenn?

    Me: Where's what?

    Brandon: My Star Wars... You always give me Star Wars.

    Me: goes scrambling through collection to find something to part w/ and not spoil my reputation [face_blush]
  7. PtrsonsZOO Force Ghost

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    Oldest nephew: How come you can't come to the park with us, Aunt Jenn?

    Me: 'Cause I'm really busy working on a project right now.

    Oldest nephew: But what is it?

    Youngest nephew: Dummy, if it's important, it's Star Wars :p

    [face_blush]

    Gee, do you think the kids know me or something? ;)
  8. PtrsonsZOO Force Ghost

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    Youngest nephew: Aunt Jenn can we watch a movie?

    Me: Sure, what do you want to watch?

    Collan: Well, duh, Star Wars

    Me: Yeah, well which one? ;)

    Collan: Oh goes looking through the stack to pick

    :D
  9. Commander_Choad Jedi Master

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    eh..........eh...... EH!

    Jacob, counting to be thrown up into the air...
  10. Jedi_Wench Jedi Master

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    Yesterday...

    "Mommy can I play with this garbage bag?"

    "Only if you don't put it over your head."

    "JEEZ MOM! I'm not gonna put it over MY head!"

    At first this sounded okay.....then I started thinking.....and quickly ran from the room to find out just whose head was stuck in the garbage bag. Turns out it was fashioned into a huge, ridiculous bonnet for her rocking horse named Marzipan, but for a few seconds there I thought I'd really screwed up this time.

    Also yesterday...

    "Mommy is the baby gonna be borned in July-March?"

    and

    "You have to get really FAT before the baby comes don't you Mommy?"

    Needless to say the prospect of having to get really fat before the baby comes did not sit well with me during this time of mood swings and I had to control myself to keep from bawling.

    This morning my daughter goes streaking by my room butt-cheeks a-wiggling laughing hysterically...

    "MAKAY! Where are you going?"

    "Mommy! It's just so fun to be naked on a Friday morning!"

    "Honey today is Wednesday."

    "DARN IT!"

    Next thing I know she comes in wearing pants, a tank top, AND a sweater.

    "Makay, why are you wearing a sweater?"

    "Because its no fun being naked on Wednesday."

    Don't ask...I don't get it either.
  11. MexChewie Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Stop it, You're killing me!
    That was the funniest thing I ever heard. OMG, I'm even having trouble typing...

    It's fun to be Naked on friday morning...but it's Wednesday...DARN IT! [face_laugh]
  12. PtrsonsZOO Force Ghost

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Wenchy, once again, the Young Makay has provided me w/ great enjoyment [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
  13. Jedi_Wench Jedi Master

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    :D

    Some of my favorite mispronounciations of hers are from Star Wars.

    Lets see there was LOOG SKYHOPPER who became LOOG SKYWALKER, DARK VADER, or the alternate DARF VADER, PAD-MEEE...(emphasis on the MEEE)...and for a little bit every time she spoke of C3P0, the numbers would increase thusly: C4P0...C5P0...etc

    Oh and I forgot to tell everyone! [face_shocked]

    A week ago we cut Makay's hair. That's right her long locks are no more. With the impending Kindergarten and the prospect of my husband having to do her hair while I was away I had visions of a child with three ponytails or huge hairballs on her head. So, I took a tremendous leap and took her to the salon for the first time.

    Her hair is really short now, but she looks soooo cute! We got her a razored shag and she looks like a GAP poster child or something but its sort of gone to her head...no pun intended.

    "Mommy, can I wear some of your perfume?"

    "Sweetie, you're 5, why do you need perfume?"

    "Well, I have to smell good too if I'm gonna have this haircut!"

    And suddenly she's started trying to pick outfits that make her "look cute with her hair".

    Oh dear...I thought I wouldn't have to deal with this until Jr. High. [face_shocked]
  14. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    OMG! It's not just mine! We were getting out of the car today to go swimming at the Y. Christy had a haiwian lei on her head. She looked in the mirror just before we got out:

    "I look so adorable."

  15. Jedi_Wench Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh] How old is Christy?

    Here's one from Makay this morning as she was eating Honey Puffs. The box had an Egyptian maze on it.

    "Mommy were all Mummies girls?"

    "No honey, some were boys too."

    "Well that's dumb! Why don't they call the boy ones Daddies?"
  16. EmprsHandMick Jedi Master

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    LOL! I like that one. I need a good laugh today.
  17. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    Christy is 6 and very persnicketty!

    Today at the mall:

    "First we're going to the play place, then to the Puppy store and then to Lisa Frank."

    "I want to go to KB and see if they have any Star Wars figures"

    "Mom, Star Wars is so gross!"

  18. Mara_Jade_AZ Jedi Knight

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    These are all too cute! I can't wait til my little one starts to talk!!

    MJA
  19. Commander_Choad Jedi Master

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    These are all too cute! I can't wait til my little one starts to talk!!

    Void, lock this thread... I want proof so when the Toe begins to speak, then won't stop, we can remind MJA that she wanted this to happen...

    [face_devil]
  20. Mara_Jade_AZ Jedi Knight

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    ROFL! [face_laugh]

    Thanks Choad I needed that laugh :)

    He's pretty vocal now, just none of it comprehensible.

    MJA
  21. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    "Mom, I don't want to go to Phoenix with you and Grammie on Sunday. I can't get along with Phoenix. I want a babysitter."

    Of course, she now associates Phoenix with Star Wars and Star Wars with a hobby that takes attention away from her ergo she doesn't like Star Wars.
  22. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    SHE JUST LOST HER SECOND TOOTH!!!!!! :D
  23. Jedi_Wench Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh] Christy sounds like a great kid!

    Here's what Makay says when we go to the mall (almost the same as Christy).

    "Mommy I wanna go see the puppies, then go to KB's to look for toys for ME...not you Mommy...and then can we go to Chicken Fried Chicken?"

    She like Star Wars, but she doesn't think it's fair that I get toys because:

    "Growned-ups aren't supposed to have KID toys Mommy!"

    She is obsessed with the Tooth Fairy (your post about Christy loosing a tooth reminded me of a conversation we had two days ago.

    "Mommy, if I loose a tooth will the Tooth Fairy give me sixty-eighty dollars under my pillow?"

    [face_shocked]

    "No honey, the Tooth Fairy is really poor this year. How about a quarter?"

    "Mommy! Why is the Tooth Fairy poor?!"

    "Urrrr...well...the rich kids have lost a lot of teeth this year."

    "Oh. I guess she can give me a quarter when I loose the first one, and then she can give me a debit card to make up for it next time."

    [face_shocked] [face_shocked]

    HOW DOES SHE EVEN KNOW WHAT A DEBIT CARD IS?!
  24. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh yes, the tooth fairy here gives a dollar for the first tooth and a quarter thereafter!
  25. Commander_Choad Jedi Master

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    Our good friend Jill, has a daughter, who at the ripe old age of 2, was taught to say "charge it" - so Jill would go shopping, and would be looking at things, and 'Oria would start saying "Charge it! Charge it! Charge it!" - which is bad - what's worse, is that Jill got an extra card in 'Oria's name, and that since they live in a small town, and everyone knows both her and her daughter, she was allowed to use that card... and has learned the power of "Charge it!" - Poor Matt (husband) is just kinda lost... [face_devil]
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