Phx PFF Kids Quotables

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  1. ChoadsGirl Jedi Youngling

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    lol at IA... you do have a point.

  2. MexChewie Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 19, 2002
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    With food in the US being what it is, give her time, she'll fit into the clothing.

    SHE IS ONLY 15!!! You can't even look, much less touch :) !!!!!

    What are you trying to imply!! :mad: We are a respectful, orderly, honorable, and law-abiding bunch!

    MC looks around

    Oh, I see!
  3. jada_marnew Jedi Knight

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    Feb 22, 2003
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    My friend will call her daughter by their last name on occassion (usually when she is being disobedient). So, when someone asked my little girl what her last name was, her friend piped up and said

    "Halt"

    I said "That's not our last name"

    "Yes it is. Everytime Christy ignores you you call out Halt just the way my mom says McCue".
  4. Jedi_Wench Jedi Padawan

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  5. MJ_Keehan_Sundve Jedi Padawan

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    Well, I'm in the PFF, and I was a kid once, so I think this counts:

    The first word I ever said was "eat." Can you believe it? Well, I would wake up every morning, wander into my parents room, me blankie trailing behind me. I waddled right up to my dad's face and said "eat! eat! eat!" over and over again. It frustrated my parents so mcuh, my dad had to have a talk with me about how it was nicer to say "good morning, how are you, etc." After that I'd come in and say, "How are you. eat, eat, eat."
  6. jada_marnew Jedi Knight

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    My first words were "Charge it, please!"
  7. Jedi_Wench Jedi Padawan

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    I love kid-ish! [face_laugh]

    I used to call my favorite washcloth my "Flop-cobb" and Makay named her favorite blankie "Jerkie".

    And of course there are the good ol' fashioned reliables:

    Sam-wich
    Mazagine
    Pasghettie
    Aminal
    Paw-Paw
    Maw-Maw
  8. Princess_Skywalker_ Jedi Youngling

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    Ahhh that reminds me of my favorite things my little brother and sister use to say....

    yeah they said Aminal too :p
    Pasghettios
    Lellow
    Heli-ca-top-ter
    Ka-Chusi (instead of Jaccuzi)
    Ma-member

    My little brother also use to come after me and my sister and try and karate chop us and he would tell us "I know Hi-Ya!" [face_laugh]

    And my little cousin couldn't say my name so he use to call me Mimi :p

    Ah kids are so cute.
  9. jada_marnew Jedi Knight

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    Christy had a problem with her speech due to ear infections. She was articulate but you just couldn't understand her.

    She had this one thing she would say that was my favorite "party trick" . . .

    Instead of saying fishes, she said bishes but it ended up with a t sound (itches with a 'b' if I have to draw you a map)

    So my friend's husband walks in and Christy blurts out:

    "Kevin, I want to get some bishes just like yours"

    The look on his face was so funny. I could barely get out that she had said fishes.

    (then again, if you knew his daughters . . . )
  10. jada_marnew Jedi Knight

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    Feb 22, 2003
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    Ah . . . my darling daughter has put tape on my mother's desk and drawn on the tape. If I don't get this off . . . I'm in deep doo-doo. [face_shocked]
  11. jada_marnew Jedi Knight

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    Feb 22, 2003
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    I didn't know whether to post this here or the next Dr. Evil.

    From now on, all oil based products are banned from my daughter. Not only did she put Baby Oil gel (that's right, not just baby oil but an even thicker version) in her hair, she put Goo Gone on the cat. :(

    I had to wash the cat 3 times and boy was he P!$$D

    Don't even get me started on how many times I've washed her hair to get the gel out. :mad:

    AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Calgon take me away!!!
  12. Commander_Choad Jedi Padawan

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    You realise that you were not going about this the quick and easy way... Just shave it all off (yes, you can shave the cat too) - This will then teach her not to put such things in her hair... plus, it'll be easier to clean... just hand her a washcloth...

    Heh heh heh.... And they say I'm not evil...
  13. Jedi_Wench Jedi Padawan

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    OHH! I wanna help shave the cat! [face_devil]

    Dyeing them is fun, I bet shaving them would be too! [face_mischief]
  14. jada_marnew Jedi Knight

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    Feb 22, 2003
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    Well . . . he's a rather large cat. Void, Mick and Sideshow will be meeting him tomorrow. He also in a 6 toe and has opposable thumbs so he packs a punch when he's mad. He's been shaved once (only the leg he had to have operated on).

    So . . . you take your lives in your hands with . . . Dr. Edmonton.
  15. Jedi_Wench Jedi Padawan

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    I could take Dr. Edmonton. Many a cat has fallen before me. His fate will be no different.

    Here kitty, kitty! [face_devil]
  16. Puttytatme Jedi Youngling

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  17. Commander_Choad Jedi Padawan

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    HAH!!
    Maryna went to school the other day, and some guy asked her where she was from...

    She says "Ukraine"

    He says, "that's in canada, right?"

    We all laughed and Julie says "he must have missed that day in geography"

    I says "yeah, by about 5000 miles"...

    heh heh heh...
  18. Jedi_Wench Jedi Padawan

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    Once again the short-comings of American public education rear their ugly heads!

    [face_laugh]
  19. jada_marnew Jedi Knight

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    Christy and her friend just took all the petals of the roses in my garden and now they are "practicing" throwing them in the air. What are they practicing for I asked them?


    "Your wedding" THEM

    "I'm not getting married" ME

    "Yes you are" THEM

    "No I'm not" ME

    "Yes you are" THEM

    "There's no husband" ME

    "Yes there is" THEM

    "NO! There is not!"

    on and on. . .

    So now my lawn is covered in rose petals. [face_plain]
  20. jada_marnew Jedi Knight

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    Feb 22, 2003
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    Grammie: Do we have shampoo for the carpet cleaner?

    JADA: Um, I'm not sure.

    Grammie: Well, you were the last one to use it to shampoo Christy's carpet.

    CHRISTY: YOU'RE GONNA SHAMU MY CARPET?
  21. Sistine Jedi Padawan

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    The CEO of the company where I work is 6'8" and his brother, who is a cop, is around 6' even. Recently the brother brought his 10 or 11 year old son by out shop. The two brothers started bickering about something I couldn't hear but I over heard the kid say...

    "Man, I feel like I am in Everybody loves Raymond..."

    I am glad the floor broke my fall
  22. jada_marnew Jedi Knight

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    Feb 22, 2003
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    (from other room) Christy: I really miss my sister.

    Me: You don't have a sister!

    (Christy comes into room, takes stickers and puts them on me.)

    Christy: Stickers, Mom, I missed my stickers.
  23. jada_marnew Jedi Knight

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    GRAMMIE: Did you save enough room in your tummy for Baskin Robbins?

    CHRISTY: I have 100 rooms in my tummy!
  24. jada_marnew Jedi Knight

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    CHRISTY: Ricquel lives on Bologna Lane

    ME: No, Christy, it's Turkey Lane.
  25. ChoadsGirl Jedi Youngling

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    So Maryna comes out of her room Thursday evening and says

    Maryna:"Mom (she prefers calling us mom and dad anyway), what does it mean when someone says "you are hot"???

    Me: Who told you that?

    Maryna: A lot of the guys at school say it to me, but I don't know what it means so I just walk away.

    Jeff: 'Goes scrambiling for the shotgun and the cleaning kit...'
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